a spithy thriangle (spit x fox x brasshead)

Chapther 1

It was stormy Halloween afternoon in the atrium

BRASS POV

I was cleaning my trombone when my cloth began to get dry.
Suddenly there was a waterfall to help moisten my cleaning apparatus.

"You're welcome I'm glad I could help clean the bone" spiths the spithle

"Cheers" I dont know how to Express my gratitude enough so I offer her a Reed.

She snatches it vigorously and begins to knaw it at an alarm rate. Awww I think. That's kinda cute? Like a lil beaver.

Why is her dress shaped like that?

*she leaves*

Out of nowhere someone aggressively crashes into my brassy structure. Oh! Its Fox.

"Have a nice chat with spit?" Fox spike through gritted teeth.

"Yep"
He got into his tardis and fwwww woooo fwwww woooed away.

Time skip brought to you by Hitler lady

SPIT POV
Woooo hurray
It's the night of the Halloween party yayy!
I dismiss my class and make my way down to D block.

As I walk down the corridor I notice a certain brassy man. I walk up to him.
"Hello there" I say seductively ;)

My saliva covered hand reaches for the zip on my dress. And I maintain eye contact as I start to unzip.
You see guys I've had a bit of a crush on this sexy trumpet man for quite a long time.

FOX POV

I was striding to D block when around the corner I noticed spit talking to Brasshead. Wait what?! Shes unzipping her dress NO NEVER.

You see guys I've had a bit of a crush on this spitty specimen for quite a long time.

Also why is her dress shaped like that?

BRASS POV

What is she doing ?! Why now?
She wasnt blinked in well over a minute

"Spit what are you doing?"
A crowd began to form
Is she really going to start doing this in front of all the students?!
"THE CHILDREN HAVEN'T ALL GONE HOME YET" I toot

THE ZIP EVENTUALLY GETS TO THE BOTTOM.
THE DRESS FALLS TO THE GROUND
SHE STEPS OUT

FINALLY REVEALING...

Her conical flask costume?!
"Omg that Halloween costume is HOT"
I look up to see Fox standing angrily around the corner... oh no.

An: hey lads