It was a beautiful day outside, birds were singing... Wait. One wasn't singing per se, more like... No, nothing like singing at all. Everyone's favorite genderless bird was laying in one of it's many nests listening to lo-fi and making memes on a phone it stole. It had the name "Chizome Akaguro" on it but that didn't matter.
As you may remember from chapter one, Ytka has many nests that it can fast travel to once it's in one. As Ytka was about to post MEMES III it's spider sense tingled, signaling something interesting was happening. Knowing that whenever he missed one of these it was disappointed, it teleported to the closest nest.
The nest was dug into the side of a mountain, strangely surrounded by all forms of different terrain, like the area that was constantly raining or the one that was always on fire. The nest had been destroyed several times by humans who wanted Ytka gone, but after a while of nearly dying at the goose's hands they eventually gave up.
All around Ytka could see chaos unfolding, chaos that Ytka very much loved. Although there seemed to be slight disappointment in Ytka's eyes. Ytka relished in chaos, but it was a bit angered that it didn't do anything to make it happen. The nearest bout of chaos was on the same mountain as Ytka, just on a little flat stretch of land.
There, stood Kaminari, Momo, and Jiro, all surrounded by villains. Kaminari just got punched in the ...you know... while electrocuting some buff guy.
Kaminari:
Rest In Peace
Suddenly, as best girl was about to get attacked from behind (Not in that way pervs) Kaminari appeared behind her, shielding her with his arms.
Kamehameha: "U r alredy ded retard!"
Totally not Roman Torchwick: "B-BAKANA!"
RHCP: "SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE!"
Seeing this all happen was Ytka from up in it's little perch. Knowing that it's ship had set off, it too set off into a place where he could cause chaos. Preferably one wet n'wild.
Time Skip
Random villain: "IT'S INVINCIBLE! IT'S IMMORTAL! UNKILLABLE! UNMATCHED!"
Ytka: "Hjonk!"
Random villain: *Stops time* "So... You're probably wondering how I got here. Well my quirk actually doesn't last lo-" *BOOM*
Currently Midoriya and Tsuyu were on a very slowly sinking ship that had been cut in half like the Titanic. The villains in the small pond they were in prayed to their all powerful gods, but only one answered. And it's name was Ytka.
Midoriya snapped out of his confusion first and grabbed the frog girl by her hips and threw her over his shoulder in a fireman's carry. Midoriya got onto his tippy toes and yeeted himself out of the lake.
Landing on his back protecting Tsuyu like the gentleman he is, Midoriya scraped his back along the ground. Tsuyu slowly came out of her shock when she felt the reliable guy beneath her.
Pepe: "Are you ok?"
Midoriya: "Oh boy, everything's great, thanks for asking!"
Tsuyu looks down to see a puddle of blood forming on the ground, a trail leading from where they landed. Before either of the two could remark on that, a massive ploom of water shot up from behind them. The spire reached the top of the USJ's dome before spreading out into a shower of rain.
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Untitled Goose MHA
FanfictionHJONK! Don't expect much actual story it's just everyone's favorite goose Ytka (genderless, wiser and older) shitposting in parts of MHA and accompanying Izuku Midoriya on his journey. The canon will basically be the same but with more hjonk and mo...