ARE YA BOREDD???? WELL LOOK NO MORE MY FRIEND FOR HERE ISSS.... *dramatic drumroll*
5O THINGS TO DO WHEN BORED IN CLASS/COLLEGE!!!!!! :P IN HERE IS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR SANITY UP AND RUNNING WHILE IN THE ETERNAL BOREDOM OF SCHOOL!!
*warning, these are only for entertainment purposes only. Do not try them in real life. They might and can get you in trouble.
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to every point the teacher is saying by saying in a British accent, "Quite right old bean!"
2. Sing out your questions.
3. Speak only in rhymes and hum out the Underdog theme.
4. When the teacher calls roll, scream out after each name, "THAT'S MEEEEEEEE oh no wait sorry."
5. Insist in a Western accent or Southern drawl that your name is really Wuchen Li. If you are really Chinese, say that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O' Reilly.
6. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.
7. Address the teacher as, 'your excellency.'
8. Shout, 'WOW' after the end of every class,
9. Feign an intelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" And become angry when the teacher can't understand you.
10. Watch the teacher through binoculars.
11. Start a 'wave' in the classroom.
12. Ask to introduce your 'invisible friend' in an empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy for each handout.
13. Claim that you wrote the class textbook.
14. Claim to be the teaching assistant and when the real one objects, jump up and scream, "IMPOSTOR!!!"
15. Start singing and dancing "Oppa Gangnam Style" in the middle of the room at the top of your lungs.
16. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
17. Announce to the class that you're God and that you're angry.
18. When the teacher is talking, yell, "BOO YOU STINK GET OFF THE STAGE!!!"
19. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
18. Make loud animal noises and deny doing it.
19. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
20. Pretend that you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
21. Make a brand new language.
22. See how long you can hold your breath.
23. Think of ways to cheat in Trivial Pursuit.
24. Run across the room, touch someone and say, "YOU'RE IT"
25. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
26. Crawl around the room humming 'Mission Impossible'.
27. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
28. Do a quick tap-dance routine.
29. Try bird-watching.
30. Walk around the room yelling, "POPCORN! HOT POPCORN HERE!!!"
31. Throw a random thing at someone.
32. Ask the person in front to marry you.
33. Give yourself a new identity.
34. Announce your candidacy for President.
35. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
36. Dig an escape tunnel.
37. When the teacher turns their back on you, scream and bang your desk and when they face you again, act like everything was normal.
38. Throw a pencil up at the ceiling.
39. Get everyone in the class to sing 'Old MacDonald Had A Farm.'
40. Get two staples, twist them together, and throw them at the dude in front of you.
41. Flick a pencil at someone.
42. Spill some random chemical in science class.
43. Break-dance or do ballet in the middle of class.
44. Try to get someone in trouble by yelling out loud, "NO (name) I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU"
45. Classic and immature: Fart machines under someone's desk.
46. Strike a heroic pose and answer only to the name, "Captain Justice"
47. Before anyone says anything, stand up and shout, "PRAISE THE LAWD JESUS CHRIST"
48. Answer your shoe phone.
49. Make random twitching movements.
50. Throw your shoe at the teacher.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED PLEASE REVIEW BLAH BLAH I RECOMMEND NO. 27 AND 34 AND 26 AND 14 SO FUNNEH
*Don't do any of them. :))
