Hello readers, and metamorphic entities, I am here for two reasons, to post my oddly specific list of five, and only, five rules on SCP chapter requests, and then I have my more interesting announcement.
Lets get the rule part over with, so I recently made a announcement regarding requests because SCP-060 is looking at me weird and I don't want to write about it.
Obviously, there has to be ground rules. I like to assume that the people and metamorphic entities that read this stuff like to uh, do things, so here's a list of five things regarding requests:
Número uno: I will willingly write about any SCP*, regardless of popularity or obscurity; there are exceptions to this rule, examples listed below.
-Joke SCPs. Not yet, guys. Too early.
-Any specific reincarnation of SCP-001. No 'When Day Breaks' for you.
-Actually, no SCP-5000, either. Too much and too little time.
-SCP-3999. Well yes, but actually no.
-Nothing...explicit. If you know what I mean.
-SCP-076. I'm not going there, I haven't caught up with the lore.
-Explained SCPs. It takes the mystic away from the whole operation.
-*: See Number Two.
Number two: It..actually has to be a SCP. You can't just request a specific testing log, of document. Who does that? Nobody, after you guys read this.
Number three: The Ethics Committee exists.
Number four: NO SCP-999. FOR F*CKS SAKE, STOP ASKING.
I mean that, Katkit. Shut up. Nobody wants to read or write about Bob.
Number five: No SCP-963. Just no. I'm not touching that.
ANYWAY, moving on, guess what?
Valentines day is coming up, and I plan to make a SPECIAL chapter just for the pseudo-holiday.
It's my third least favorite holiday, so what can go wrong?
(Expect a chapter about SCP-071, lol.)
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