"If My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, and pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgiven their sins and heal their land." - Chronicles 7:14
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What is your zodiac sign told by Squidward Tentacles?
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* Pisces (February 20 - March 20) Symbol: The Fish Personality: Imaginative, sensitive, compassionate, kind, selfless, devoted, unworldly, intuitive, sympathetic Weakness: Escape to reality, idealistic, vague, secretive, weak-illed, easily led, fearful, overly-trusting, sadness Birthstone: Amethyst, Bloodstone
- If you are a Pisces, people don't trust you. That's because Pisceans tend to lie all the time. Even when they think they're telling the truth, they're not. For the Pisces who wants to stop lying, I have simple advice: Never talk again. - My prediction for Pisces in the year ahead: Your nose will keep working just fine. Reminding you that psychic will tell you good things, if you tip them well.
- Taurus is the most clumsy and oafish of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you're probably a Taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of rubber. - My prediction for Taurus in the coming year: You will eat a wide variety of foods. Reminding you no matter what your sign, you owe me five dollars.
- If you are a Gemini, you've probably experienced deja vu, the feeling that this moment that has happened before. This month, Gemini's moon is Uranus, so you smell funny. - My prediction for Gemini is you'll experienced deja vu. Meaning that this moment has happened before. Reminding you not to touch my stuff.
* Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Symbol: The Crab Personality: Emotional, sympathetic, loving, imaginative, shrewd, cautious, protective, friendly-oriented, intuitive Weakness: Changeable, moody, touchy, overemotional, pessimistic, insecure, manipulative, unable to let go Birthstone: Ruby
- Not all Cancers are crabby but they are all good at causing problems amd blaming them on others. Many famous fibbers and elected officials are Cancers. - My prediction for Cancer: This week you will fall asleep seven times. Don't worry, you wake up. Reminding you that it's bad karma to eat animated seafood.
- Hear him roar...the typical Leo has the voice as pleasant as a dental drill. If you have a Leo in your family, I suggest you move out or buy earmuffs. Leos often grow up to be junior high school vice principals! - My prediction for Leo is in 12 months ahead, everyone you know will turn one year older! Saying my powers are as real as any other physics, and I'm a cartoon.
* Sagittarius (November 23 - December 22) Symbol: The Half-Horse Centaur Personality: Optimistic, honest, straightforward, good-humored, philosophical, adventurous Weakness: Careless, irresponsible, impatient, undiplomatic, very reckless, tactless, restlessness Birthstone: Topaz, Turquoise
- The good thing about Sagitarians: They have great aim. The bad thing about them: They poop while they're walking. So never march behind them in a parade. - My prediction for Sagittarius in the coming year: You won't eat enough green vegetables. Reminding you that if you smelt it, chances are, you dealt it.
I know there are only SIX of them. * Pisces (the fish) ♓♓ * Taurus (the bull) ♉♉ * Gemini (the twins) ♊♊ * Cancer (the crab) ♋♋ * Leo (the lion) ♌♌ * Sagittarius (the centaur) ♐♐
But a few of the other zodiac signs are LOST, nothing to be found such as: * Aquarius (the water-carrier) * Aries (the ram) ♈♈ * Virgo (the virgin) ♍♍ * Libra (the scales) ♎♎ * Scorpio (the scorpion) ♏♏ * Capricorn (the goat) ♑♑
I cannot find them because it must have deleted or uploaded to the internet. Sorry for that. Six zodiac signs are survively found and are very short episodes that ever existed.
So by the way, I'll be making more stories and still have to update. I promise I won't be long for as long as it takes. Have fun reading! Have a Happy Valentine's Day! (I DEFY YOU, HEARTMAN!!!) 💝💝💝
Oh, and, uhh...have a National Annoying Squidward Day!! 😝😝 🐙🐙
