What should have happened.

Boy at the back of the class, AKA Bulletproof

"Stop scrunching your nose, You look like a pregnant pig."

I snapped my head up almost snapping my giraffe like neck to look at tally. I frowned and touched my nose.

"You bitch, I'm trying to focus." I protested and tried to look down at my nose but heard a camera flash, Welp that's going on social media.

"Wait you have smarts?" Tally asked and my mouth dropped open in shock.

"Yes, I do. Unlike you someone." I smirked and went back to focusing on whatever i was focusing on.

"What! c'mon I am smart! 2+2 = 22 Duh."

I ignored her and looked down to my piece of paper and tried to figure out what i was suppose to do. Alright so maybe i wasn't that smart but i could get around.

"You also twitch a lot." She muttered and i turned to her and gasped.

"I don't twitch." I hissed at her and she just rolled her eyes.

"Your eye just twitched."

"No it didn't." I slapped my hand over my face trying to feel my eye but hurt myself.

Damnit.

"Now you're gonna have a black eye because you hurt yourself "

"What kind of friend are you." I whispered and kept my hand over my twitching and also bruised eye.

"The only friend you have." Tally laughed.

"That's not true! I have loads of friends," I frowned "Like freddy." Yeah freddy.

"You mean that ugly ass bear in your room that stares at you while you sleep?" She raised an eyebrow.

"Hey! He is beautiful. If anything you're the ugly one." I gritted out and held tighter on to my very LONG pencil that was getting even more sweaty.

"Alright alright!" Tally held her hands up "Sorry, You're just so easy to rile up sometimes."

"You're a shit best friend you know that?" I raised my eyebrow at her and she winked.

"I try, I try." She patted me on the head.

I shook my head as the teacher walked into the class and sat down.

"Alright alright, Calm down motherfuckers. Now everyone go to page 69." He licked his lips.

I smirked "I'm going to ace this," I gloated "I studied all last night, I know all this."

"I didn't know you were good at history." Tally said.

"Wait we're in history?" My eyes widened.

"Yes we are." tally raised her eyebrow.

Fuck.

***

"You should have told me!" I pushed tally's shoulder as we headed out of the class room.

"How was i suppose to know you studied the wrong shit?" Tally pushed me back and i ran into the lockers.

"Fuck" I frowned and felt my bleeding head, I got up and ran back up to her.

"I don't know! Best friend sense kinda stuff" I said and kept frowning, trying to make my head stop bleeding, She didn't even give a shit.

"The fuck is this? The fucking ex boyfriend shit?"

"X-men." I corrected her.

"Yeah, whatever." I sighed and looked at my hand to see it had even more blood on it because of my head.

"Oh shit what happened to your hand?" Tally gawked.

"You happened. And it's not my hand it's my head." I said and pointed to my head.

She shook her head and kept walking, We turned the corner into the cafeteria. I pulled out my ear bud and put some music on so i didn't have to listen to anything.

"So how's that mute girl doing?" Tally asked a little louder then she had to so that i could hear her. We got into the line in the cafeteria.

"Her name is jenny," I pointed out but she rolled her eyes "And she's doing great."

"I still don't get why you do that," Tally frowned as she grabbed a piece of pizza "Make friends with all the weird kids and cool so they don't feel left out."

"An hour ago you said i had no friends."

"You know what i mean, Why do you do it?"

"Because everyone deserves a friend." I commented.

"You mean you need more friends"

"Right," I nodded "That and i was brought up right."

Tally groaned, Payed for her pizza then walked away to the table that we sit at.

I went to walk out of line and tripped on my shoe lace accidentally knocking into someones shoulder making my pizza go flying to their face.

"Shit!" I muttered "Sorry."

I looked up to see the person. Tyler madden, AKA The hot guy at the back of the class, And i just pizza-ed him in the face. He just stared down at me and raised an eyebrow.

I stuck out my giraffe like tongue and started to lick his face clean. It must of shocked him at first, but by the end of me licking his face clean we were already making out.

THE END!

So yeah that was a little fucked up but it was funny.....I hope

This was also co-wrote with TehN00BiArtist :)