so i was feeling kinda in the mood to write about couples cuz a rlly cute guy with vibrant green-blue eyes and blond hair asked me out!!!! so YASS and BRUH!!! but of course you always gotta add a sprinkle of annoying to everything... EVEN COUPLES!! enjoyyyy
1. when they're by themselves holding hands, run in between them and scream "AAHH!! THESE MOLESTERS ARE INTERACTING BODY PARTS!!!"
2. if they're ever talking to you, keep bringing up one of their previous boyfriends/girlfriends!
3. when theyre alone, stare at them in a perverted, obvious way until they realize!!! then, scream "THEY LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE EACHOTHER!!! AWWW!"
4. keep sending them fake love letters that are slightly awkward (ex: dear finnick, i like your face. it looks like a beautiful potato
5. Whenever u see them hugging, get in the middle of them and be like "AWW! I love you guys too!!!"
6. If the couple is standing one in front of the other, soft kick the one in the fronts leg and blame it on the other one like "Now thats not a very nice way to treat your lover..."
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1000 ways to annoy people!!!
Comédiedo u want to be the MOST annoying person in the werld??!!! well, too bad cuz that spot is currently taken by me .... BUT with this guide u can easily come in second!!!! so enjoy and annoy!!! :)
