Boy: "Will you marry me"
Girl: "Ya, but first get down on one knee mister!"
Boy: "but the ground is too wet!"
Girl: " one knee now."
Boy: (okay let's try this again.) Will you marry me?"
Girl: "this is an egg."
Boy: "crack it open!"
Girl: (cracks it open and out flies the ring.) "Yes! Yes! I will marry you!"
Boy: (took her long enough)