Lesbian love adventure

Chapter one

It was my birthday October 20th. I was lost in this really weird place. It was kinda like a forest, but stranger- I guess it was a village of some sort. By the way, my name is Dillan Patterson. And weird enough the name Dillan was on every fucking building in this weird forestry-like village claimingit to be this princess's name. I was deeply confused and freaking out! I'm not a princess or anything why is my name on everything it's fucking weird I thought, since I was curious and confused I decided to check it out. Then I came across a huge note nailed into a tree, it read NOW CELEBRATING THE ONE AND ONLY PRINCESS OF THE LAND at hoffline drive 8:30 10/20.

I searched to find someone, I found this dragon who could talk his name is Elliot. He was so cute and had a plate full of cookies. I introduced myself, he then began to ask if I was a princess. "Does it look like I'm a princess!?" I replied, 'I'm wearing a beanie a hoodie and some fucking sweats AND RIDING AROUND ON A SKATEBOARD NOT A LIMO OR A GODDAMN HORSE CARAGE' I thought to myself.

So I asked Elliot about the princess,"her name is Dillan Marie Carson her mother is queen"Elliot said. She has a twin sister but She ran off when they were four. I guess she really hated being a princess. Her name was Jordan. Every year Dillan celebrates her birthday without Jordan, but the one thing they have that shows they're still connected is a locket it said d&j. they connect together to make a heart the twin princesses got them when they were born and wear them everyday ever since.  That's all Elliot knew about the princesses. "I'M STARVING!!!" I said loudly to Elliot "Would you like a cookie?" he asked;  "I'd love one ."

Elliot then took me back to his little cottage. It was so cute. I was helping him clean up a little bit because there were cookie crumbs everywhere Elliot loved cookies. He was a wise dragon but young, the only purple one in his family. So everyone saw him differently. They were all red dragons. "Does anyone know anything about Jordan??" I asked "umm not really we could go look for the fairies and ask them a few questions if you want" said Elliot "BRING A NOTEPAD AND A PENCIL YOU'LL WANT TO WRITE STUFF DOWN" "damn ok ok geez" I rolled my eyes a lot. After walking for it felt like an hour Elliot said we were there I said "I don't see shit " "LOOK DOWN THERE" and how is my 5 '8 foot-self support to fit down there HUH?!

"You drink this " Elliot said sounding like I'm supposed to know this shit. "Ughhh what is this stuff I feel funny it's purple with spots!!" "It's a mix of shrooms, olive oil, and fairy dust with a drop of growing potion the government stole from Hogwarts, the Engorgio," Elliot explained. I was getting small as hell since I can fit through the lovely door we shall now go into fairyland.