Leo arched a brow, staring at the circular grating that covered Lunar's sewage system.
"Why did we choose the sewage again?" Thorne asked.
"Because you, the blind guy, choose the stick that said sewage. Now take two steps forward and drop into this thing we call a sewage," Leo replied. Thorne grumbled something about stupid scrawny ugly boys, then took a step and a shuffle forward, bending down to his knees to feel for the entrance. Once he located it, he slowly lowered himself into it.
"I'm coming down after you. Move out of the way," Leo instructed, dropping into the hole and narrowly hitting Thorne's head. Thorne grabed Leo's shoulder, using him as a walking stick.
"They say you're good with mechanics. Do you think you can handle the awesomeness of this generation of machines and stuff?" Thorned asked. Leo arched a brow. He liked a challenge.
"Yes. I'm even awesomer than this generation of machines, or any generation of machines, to be specific. My awesomeness with machines is undescribable," Leo said.
"So is your ego," Thorne said, amusement lacing his voice. "Head over to the center of the sewage, if you're smart enough to get us there."
"I'm not only smart, I'm very attractive," Leo said. "And I have eyes."
"I have eyes. I just can't see," Thorn stated, clearly annoyed. "You're an idiot."
"So I've been told," Leo said, making his way through the sewage tunnels with Thorne following behind him, still using his shoulder as a walking stick. "And I've been told I have beautiful eyes."
"My eyes are dreamy and even more beautiful than your ugly brown eyes," Thorn chuckered. "Mine are beautifully blue. See? B.B."
"So? A.A would be the best. You're just 'Biased.Brainless Thorne," Leo shrugged.
"Shut up. I'm wonderful. At least I don't spout fire. And I'm not a dead man that came back to life," Thorne said. Leo scowled. He didn't like being reminded that he had died. "I'm also smart enough to steal a ship, remove all it's tracking equipment and befuggle the military twice." Leo ignored his last sentence.
"Well, I'm wonderful and you're blind. I've come back to life because the world can't do without my awesomeness," Leo countered. "If you've got nothing nice to say don't say anything."
"Well, I'm here to grace you with my wonderful voice," Thorne said, a smirk tugging his lips. "We're lost, aren't we?" Leo arched a brow. They were, in fact, lost. But Leo didn't want to tell Thorne that. He didn't want to loose face, as Frank would say. He had planned on getting them to the center, where Wolf had said that there was some sort of purple stone. About the size of Thorne's eye.
"Yes. Do you know where we should go, then?" Leo said.
"Yes. I like it when people ask for my opinion. That means I don't have to interrupt them, as adults do. I can be polite and say what I wan't to say, instead of butting in and being rude. I'm very polite, as you've seen," Thorne rambled. "Try left, left, right, center, left, right and center." Leo scowled as he followed Thorne's instructions, which, surprisingly, led them to the center.
"What did I say?"
"You said left blah blah blah," Leo grumbled. He didn't like the smugness in Thorne's voice. He didn't like it at all. "Now let's go create some plumbing issues."
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Nice glared at Will, who was smirking and whistling some stupid tune.
"I didn't know they had cemetries on the moon," Nico said. Will arched a brow.
"You're trying to start a conversatiom? Well then, hi. People die everywhere, and where do dead people get buried? Cemetries. BOOM! There's your answer," Will replied. Nico scowled, then stopped as the cemetry loomed before them. "Now. Are you going to summon some dead people? Preferable my dead aunts and my dead grandmother, but your sister works too."
"Shut up, Will," Nico grumbled. "Now's not the time to joke around." Will looked genuinly shocked. But then again, Will always seemed to be shocked whenever Nico scolded him.
"Oh gods no, don't... scold me!" Will wailed, clinging onto Nico's arm. Nico tried to shrug him off, fighting the blush from his cheeks at the same time.
"Get off, you doof," he muttered. Will unlatched himself from Nico, brushing himself off. "We'll be getting the ghosts of people to go and scare their families for an hour of freedom to run around and cause havoc."
"Okay, Death Boy. Do that thing with death that I love," Will said.
"What's that?" Nico asked.
"I think it's called flirting with Death, and I heard he's hot," Will added with a wink. Nico's cheeks flushed as he stammered an answer.
"S-shut up. I'm almost Death, so who's the one flirting with me?" Nico had felt a little bold when he added the last bit, and immediately regretted his teasing.
"Me?" Will said, his face looking dead serious. Nico's cheeks redened even more before he stepped into the cemetry.
"Okay. Let's go and do what Apollo kids love." Will said.
"And what's that?" Nico asked, arching a brow, a small smile on his face.
"Seeking attention," Will replied.
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A/N: Hello, Jeannie here (duh =/)! Okay, this chapter and the next will probably be just amusing (hopefully) speeches in between characters! =D.
Hope you guys liked it! It was actually Jaime's idea of the Leo-Thorne chatting thing, because she said that I'm like the two combined-ish. And I threw in a Willico (that's what I've named the ship, although the wiki says that the ship name is their last names smashed together) conversation there.
If you liked it don't forget to vote comment! XD
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