earth-chan's ninja (Super Slow Updates)

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The gates of konoha came into site , and our happy couple were talking and laughing.

Gate guard 1: hey naruto, it's good to see you! How was the trip?

Gate guard 2: Forget about the trip. Whose the babe?

(Ok I forgot their names, but you know who I'm talking about.)

Naruto: my fiancee.

Yes, this morning naruto proposed to earth-chan, and she said yes.

Earth-chan blushed and smiled.

Earth-chan: Hey my name is earth-chan, nice to meet you!

After they signed in, they started walking through the village, many stopped and stared thinking the fourth, came back from the grave.

When someone tried to touch earth-chan, naruto appeared and said.

Naruto: leave my earth-chan alone.

The guy ran off.

Earth-chan was doing jumping Jack's in her head for that one.

Before they can continue naruto jumped to the roof of a building and stared about the village.

Naruto: the village is still the same. Till he saw the hokage monument.

But that's not they added granny tsunade's face on there.

???: yo, naruto long time no see.

Naruto: kakashi-sensei, you'll never change. Hey I have something to gave you. Reaching into his bag .

Kakashi: naruto?!

Naruto: Icha icha planetary love. First in the series in the last 4 years. And I want you to have it.

Jiraya from below.

Jiraya: that's because you are still a kid.

But he shuts up when he saw the look naruto's fiancee was given him.

Wisely he shut up.

Naruto: well we need to see granny tsunade now see you later.

In the hokage's office..

Tsunade was just finishing a stack of paper.

Tsunade thinking: I WILL DEFEAT YOU SOMEDAY! At the stack of papers.

When there was a knock on the door.

Tsunade: come in!

The door open and what she saw shocked her.

Tsunade: N..naruto?.

Naruto: hi, granny!. Till he was hit on the back of the head.

???: aren't you gonna introduce me?

Naruto: sorry dear , granny this is my fiancee Earth-chan!. He said with true love.

Tsunade was speechless, but when jiraya came through the window she punched him in the face through the wall by the door.

Tsunade: okay please explain?.

One explanation later.

Tsunade was drinking sake with shizune shocked.

Tsunade: you'll never stop surprising me will you?

Naruto and earth-chan: nope!

Earth-chan: I will never betray my love! But first.

Earth-chan waved her hand and spikes of wood came from the side of a bookcase piercing an ambu with a blank mask.

Tsunade: Damn danzo. He won't get away with this.