earth-chan's ninja (Super Slow Updates)

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Naruto and earth-chan were walking towards training ground 7 with big smiles, with earth-chan glowing.

Kakashi and sakura were already there.

Naruto was shocked that kakashi was there on time.

Naruto: kakashi-sensei your here early!?

Kakashi just eye-smiled.

While sakura was staring at earth-chan thinking it's not fair at how curvy she was.

Earth-chan looked at sakura with a creepy smile on her face but before anyone one can say anything.

???: hey flaty!

Immediately earth-chan span spans around.

Earth-chan: I'm not FLAT!

Naruto turned and saw black hole chan and Shriou FujiMono standing there.

Black hole chan was laughing at their family joke.

Shiriou: hello naruto, how's it going?

Naruto: Good ni-san.

Shiriou: that's good.

Earth-chan: Sorry about that kakashi-sensei. My sister and her boyfriend likes to surprise me and naruto.

Kakashi: alright since we have a new member on the time, let's introduce ourselves.

Kakashi introduction was the same, sakura's was a little different saying she wanted to bring sasuke back.

Naruto was the same but he wanted to marry earth-chan and have a big family.

Kakashi just smiled, while sakura was shocked that naruto was engaged with the beautiful girl next to him.

Earth-chan said she wanted to prove to people that she was not flat, also to marry naruto.( here comes the shocker)

Black hole chan: aren't you gonna tell them who you really are?

Earth-chan: Okay big sister. She turns towards the group.

Earth-chan: I'm also the planet you'll live on.

Everyone was shocked even the entire council who were watching through the hokage's Krystal ball ( but what I like to call " privacy invader peephole)

Kakashi was white as a ghost everyone was except naruto, earth-chan, black hole chan, and shiriou. Who where laughing at them.

Black hole chan: So earth-chan where you , angry, excited, or getting down and dirty the other day?

Earth-chan and naruto were blushing up a storm.

Sakura: what you mean?

Shiriou: the entire planet was shaking.

Kakashi: what does that mean.

Shiriou: either earth-chan was pissed at something or naruto and her were having sex.

Everyone was blown back by a massive nosebleed.

Naruto and earth-chan: THAT'S OUR BUSINESS!

in the council room..

The civilians thoughts: let's not piss her or her family off

Elders were thinking they will be the most powerful village in the world since the entire planet was a member of the shinobi forces.

Tsunade: was shocked.

Jiraya: I knew it, THAT'S MY BOY!.

Tsunade punched him in the face. Sending him towards training ground 7

With our favorite group.

Earth-chan was waiting, then said.

Earth-chan: planetary style, magma tip earth spear thousand years of pain.

Jiraya: IT BURNS!!!

naruto has a big smile on his face along with earth-chan and black hole chan.

Naruto was thinking: Wait till they meet her mother and father.

Kakashi has his icha icha hide while covering his own ass