Mineta Oneshots [Requests open!]

Mineta x Bakugo Oneshot

🖤Warnings🖤
Profanity

🍇Mineta POV🍇
As I finish the last question on the homework, I look around my room.

"This is more perverted then I thought. I should respect the girls more." I said to myself.

All of a sudden, I hear the door open. It was my best friend, Denki! I wasn't surprised to see him, but I was excited! He probably had some juicy perverted tea to spill!

"Hey Minoru!" He said showing me a smile as he shut the door.

"Hey Denki! Got any tea?" I basically shouted, anxiously waiting to see what he had to say this time. Was it about Yaoyorozu's big chest? Uraraka's small waist? I cant wait to find out!

"Well, I didn't see any girls naked," he starts. We both frown. "but I did convince Aizawa-sensei to let us go to the pool!" He excitedly announced.

"You did? How?" I exclaimed with my mouth in a huge smile."

"Well, Midoriya has to come too, but at least we get to see the girls in hot swimwear!" I was pumped up to go as soon as he mentioned the girls.

"Let's get ready, then we can go!" I said.

💖Time skip to the pool 💖
Mineta POV

As we walked over to the chairs, i got a glimpse of the girls, but it didn't feel right.. Something was off. All of a sudden, Iida Ran over to me and Denki.

"You two better not have any perverted thoughts! If I see you try anything, I will immediately call Aizawa-Sensei over!" He shouted with his hand-chopping motions.

"Uh..yes sir!" Denki and i shrieked at the same time.

Wait... why was Iida here? Any why was... the whole class here? Inviting Midoriya was a mistake. But for some reason, the girls didn't have their bikinis on. They weren't attractive anyways. What am I saying? Ugh, why has this been so confusing? I suddenly dont like girls! And then I saw it.

Katsuki Bakugo.

The most handsome boy in all of UA. No, All of The world.

Wait... Why did i say that about him? Im straight! I'm so straight, I want to pin him down using my sticky balls and kiss him! Wait.. thats not staight..

"Denki..." I said with a traumatized look on my face.

"Yeah bro? I'm disappointed they aren't in bikinis too." He said.

"No no, I think..." I began, "I'm gay for bakugo katsuki." I replied.

"Eh?? I was about to say the same thing but with Kirishima!"

I guess we're gay now. Hmm.. I should ask bakugo out tomorrow!"

💖Time skip to school💖
Bakugo POV

Ugh, i cant get that damn nerd out of my head. Stupid deku! It's all your fault for being so hot!

"Uh.. b-bakugo-kun?" I glanced around to see where the voice was coming from, but i didn't see anyone.

"Down here."

I looked down to see Mineta. That stupid, Gross, Pervert.

"Ew heteros." I whispered.

"What do you want, you fucking pervert?" I mumbled.

"W-Will you go out with me?" He whispered.

What? Is the pervert gay now? That stupid Grape juice sucking bitch. And he asked me out? Is this some stupid joke?

"No. I like deku, fuck off." I replied angry. Deku won't know I said this because he is sick today.

"Huh?" He said dumbfounded. "Oh, okay then..."  He walked away crying and blushing.

"Fuck, why is he hot.."

💖Time skip to night at the dorms💖
Mineta POV

I got up and walked over to the kitchen as quietly as I could. If deku is in my way, I just have to eliminate him. And kirishima, bakugo is close with him too...

I walk to the counters and grab the sharpest kitchen knife I can find. Then I walk over to dekus room. As I'm in the hallway, I get stopped. I feel a hand on my shoulder.

"Mineta," Its bakugo. "stop right now. What are you doing?" He says.

"If you want deku, I have to eliminate him. I need to make it so you want me." I grinned.

"No, don't do this. I... I want to be with you."

"You do?"

"Yes."

💖Time skip to the next day💖
Bakugo POV

We were sitting in his bed watching a movie. I realized he tore all his perverted posters away, and packed up his action figures. Now, its action figures of me. I was kinda popular, not gonna lie! He had posters of me everywhere, even his shirt said "Lord Explosion Murder" on it. I'm not going to lie, I was flattered.

The movie was over and all of a sudden, his sticky balls connect to my hands and I'm stuck on his bed.

What is he doing?

All of a sudden, I feel warm lips on my own. Huh, he is trying to kiss me. Well he's not trying, he succeeded. I never wanted this to end.

"I love you bakugo."

"I love you more."

End.

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Bakugo x mineta💖

Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed this oneshot! Is this a crack ship? Maybe? I dont honestly know! Comment what ships you want next! I will make any ship with mineta!
~author-chan