HAIKYUU PROMPTS

Chapter 21: We Used to Play Pretend, Give Each Other Different Names

Summary:

Pairing: Kuroo (top) x Tsukki (bottom)
Prompt by: Kuroneko112
Prompt: Kuroo & Tsukki are undercover agents who have to pretend to be in a relationship on a mission.

Chapter Text

‘’Morning, team,’’ Officer Ukai walked into the briefing room as always – with a stack of folders, ‘’we have been assigned a few important bits today, so please be quiet…HINATA I SAID STOP TALKING!’’

Everyone fell silent quickly and Ukai threw the stack of papers onto his desk with a loud bang, ‘’all of you need discipline. It has been already six months since you came from the police academy and you still act like a pack of kids,’’ he glared at the dozen police officers gathered in front of him, and they averted their eyes. Ukai picked up the first folder, ‘’hopefully these will shape you into real men. Not you, Hinata. You have parking duty. And Tanaka, you have street patrol.’’ Tanaka groaned and Hinata opened his mouth to argue, standing up. His chair scraped loudly on the floor. Kenma, who was next to him, tugged him down. Ukai dropped the first folder, ‘’Daichi, there was a revolt in the center prison. They are asking for reinforcements. You will lead team 3b.’’

Daichi flushed a little, being handed such a responsibility. Suga grinned and hit him on the back, ‘’good for you, Daichi!’’

‘’Sugawara,’’ Suga perked up as another folder went down, ‘’you and Nishinoya will investigate a new drug lord in the Eastern side of the city. A large amount of cocaine has been found on a ship coming from China – someone must have ordered it.’’ Noya sent Suga a grin and Suga stuck up his thumb, ‘’Kenma, you’re going to help out with a presentation at the police academy called,’’ Ukai frowned, ‘’’where you are six months after you graduate’’’.

Kenma put his hand up, ‘’why me? I’m bad at talking.’’

Ukai shrugged, already moving onto the next folder, ‘’you were the valedictorian of your class,’’ next folder, ‘’Bokuto, Terushima and Yamaguchi,’’ he grinned meanly, ‘’you’re gonna go catch more graffiti bastards.’’

‘’Fucks sake,’’ Teru snapped, ‘’can’t we do something fun?’’

‘’You can do your job, idiot,’’ Ukai said.

‘’But Tanaka has street patrol!” Bokuto complained.

‘’Do you expect him to do everything?’’ Ukai asked innocently, closing the subject, ‘’Azumane! You’re doing a speech in the high school about uniformed jobs!’’

Asahi paled, ‘’do I have to?’’

‘’Yes,’’ Ukai said dismissively, ‘’and Tsukishima. You and Kuroo are going to catch a serial killer.’’

‘’We’re going to do what now?’’

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Apparently this mission was important; Kuroo and Tsukki got their own briefing. As far as his co-workers went, Kuroo didn’t really know Tsukki. He hung out with Bokuto and Kenma in the academy and they never paired up together. They had done one-or-one training with each other a few times, but that was about it. That made Kuroo nervous. It was his first big undercover mission and he was paired up with Tsukki – what did he work like? What was his rhythm?

The briefing was led by Shimizu, so a bunch of guys who were going to work on the tech and info for the mission were drooling and not listening, but Shimizu was matter-of-fact, clicking through slides like her life depended on it, ‘’this man had murdered seven people, and wounded twelve others. The eye-witness testimonies report he is a middle-height man, probably in his mid thirties, with dark hair. There had been four reports of the man emerging from the nearby community centre and pursuing his victims. There are also a few other things; the attacks happen on Thursdays and the killer targets only gay men.’’