"Troye?" Tyler called from the kitchen, looking at the turkey.
"Yeah?" His hazel eyed lover asked, coming up behind him.
"Wanna shove a turkey leg up your butt?"
"Sure,"
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Tyler and Troye were now in their shared room, Troye all prepped while Tyler covered the turkey leg in gravy. Troye was showing Tyler some edits he found on tumblr, Tyler shouting "WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GIRL?" periodically making Troye giggle.
"Are you ready?" The short one asked, eyebrows raised. (lol, its funny bc he's taller than me XD)
"'I think I'm ready, I think, I know, I'm ready, I know,'"
"Okay then," Ty Ty shoved the large turkey leg up Troye's booty booty booty rock it everywhere. Troye's little (big) Troyble Maker getting all hot and bothered.
"VOMIT IN MY MOUTH BIG DADDY," He shouted to his papi, squelching on the turkey leg as he pushed against it.
"DON'T YOU WANNA SEE THE WORLD, BIG BOI?" Tilly shouted back, his little (big) Oakley taking an interest in Troye's ass ass ass.
The squelching grew louder, and Tyler gagged a little, it was nasty.
"Hnnnng," Troye's bootay was all up in Tyler's bidness as the squelching continued to increase in volume, bile rising in the blue haired boy's throat. He couldn't hold it and he threw up all over Troye's assets.
"Ew, that's nasty," his boy toy named Troye who had been to Detroit, squealed.
"We've done it before," Tyluh said, rolling his eyes.
"But its grooooooss," Troye whined.
"You've changed."
"Slay what you wanna slay, I'm still Troye with an e," Troye began to push harder against the turkey, as Ty Ty shoved it in and out.
"I'M NINETEEN," Troye boy shouted, coming all over Tyler's bedspread.
"Yeah, we know," Tyler said, pulling out the turkey. He set it on the floor, bc where else would he put it, and took Troye's blurple shirt to clean up their mess.
"Ty, you should get me some apple juice," Troye winked, his hazel eyes all mischevious and shit.
"Ugh, fine."
"IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I'D BE ALONE," Troye called after him, smiling lightly.
"Smile with your teeth, you loser," Tyler smiled and fell onto the bed.
They fell asleep on a bed covered in vomit and gravy.
They never had turkey sex again bc thats nasty you fuckers.
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what even was this
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