Ultimate Book 1: Fairy Tail

CHAPTER 1

I was going to meet up with Asuna when the building that was right beside me exploded. A girl wearing armor came out of the cloud. Then a guy with pink hair come out of the cloud. He had flames coming out of his hands.

???: I'm gonna beat you, Erza!!!

Erza: It will be just like last time Natsu. you cant beat me.

Natsu: No it won't!! I'm all fired up!!!

Erza: *sigh* Lets get this over with.

All of a sudden, she has on different armor. They start runing toward each other, but I step in and pin them to the ground. All I was going to ask was if they could move the fighting to somwhere less populated, but the Natsu guy had to try to punch me.

Me: Hey!!! Could ya'll move the fight somewhere else. someone could get-

I dodge his attack and take him down.

Me: didn't your mom ever tell you to listen when someone is talkin to you.

My watch beeps.

Me: oh crap! I'm gonna be late!!! If I'm late again, Asuna will kill me!

Natsu: Huh. What are you talking about. If your trying to run away, it ain't gonna happen!!

Me: I know!! Hey Yui!

Yui appears on my shoulder

Yui: Yes daddy?

Erza and Natsu: DADDY!?!?!

Yui: Yep. Kirito is my daddy!

Erza: Wait... your Kirito?

Me: Yep

 Erza: We were sent to give you a message.

Me: Yui. Go tell mommy im gonna be a little late.

Yui: But mommy said if your late again, she'll kill you.

Me: I know but tell her its very important.

Yui: Ok, daddy

Yui disappears

Me: So. whats up