Oh Dear!(Alastor x Reader OneShots)

Father Alastor Headcanons!

Okay so these are headcanons for Alastor-How he feels when his s/o is expecting-and after the delivery

- He was delighted over having a child. After all, they planned for a baby a while ago.
-He prayed and hoped that the baby would be healthy and that you wouldn't go into a miscarriage.
-He was patient with you. Even though mood swings did happen from time to time
-He cooked a bunch of food for you during your pregnancy
-OF COURSE THIS MAN TALKED TO YOUR STOMACH
-"And then daddy made the evil man disappear"
-"Alastor what are you doing? It's 2 AM.."
-"I'm teaching our kid how to kill."
-"oh okay....WAIT WHAT-"
- As the date of the delivery neared, He grew more and more nervous
- Being completely honest, He desperately wanted a little girl. Though he would've been happy with a boy either way, he just wanted to spoil his darling little girl with dresses and dance with her around the house to music
- When you have birth, boy was he scared.
-Then man almost passed out as you were giving birth. Meanwhile you were holding back the string of curses
- "There's Another head!"
- "hUh"
- Not only was he blessed with One child, He had twins!
- He had to step out after that, his heart couldn't take it
- He eventually came back inside and cut the ambilical cord
-You were in 9 Hours of labor for your second child, because of the baby being in the breech position
- After they cleaned your up, Alastor was holding your hand
- "You son of a bitch. Why did you do this to me?"
- He laughed, and eventually they came back with two bundles. They handed you your first child, and the second child to Alastor. The baby which was in the breech position.
- They cried. And he almost fell apart right then and there.
-"(Y-Y/n) I don't think I can't do it.."
- "Oh you better be doing it. This was 12 hours of labor!"
- They were Mia and Bernice
- Mia was the the first born. After a few weeks, They learned she really loved to play and munch on hair(This was learned after a few hair s chunks being yanked out)
-She also really liked the wooden horse
-Bernice in the other hand really took an interest in books. Alastor would read to them each night. While Mia would fall asleep, Bernice would sit there. Staring at him. She cried, and he tried calming her down. When he grabbed another book, she stopped and stared at him.
-The thing he loved the most about Them was their eyes. Bernice was grumpy one day after their mom didn't give them soda. And her eyes turned into a ruby red
-Mia on the other hand gurgled happily as (Y/n) played with her. Her eyes turned red when she was happy.
-Alastor loves his two little girls and god forbid something would happen to them.