[On Hold!] Joker of the Cards (Epithet Erased X F! Reader [Story])

E.E memes to relieve my post-writing stress

Molly: Father, I crave violence.

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Music video: Bring the beat in!

Giovanni, carrying a beet: ANYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCE!

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*if (Y/N) were asked about her thoughts on the three mains + someone else*

(Y/N), pointing at Molly: A precious brownie that needs protection.

(Y/N), pointing at Giovanni: SOUP BOI

(Y/N), pointing at Sylvie: Short Smug Anime Sheep Boi

(Y/N), looking at Martin: ...Pathetic. *takes out knife--*

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*Here's more moments from (Y/N)'s and Sylvie's ghost hunting trip with his uncle, who's name is apparently Chappy--*

*(Y/N) walking in a forest that's rumored to be full of spirits, Chappy and Sylvie watching from afar*

(Y/N): F*** YOU!

(Y/N): F*** YOU!

(Y/N): F*** YOU!

*(Y/N) repeats this a few more times*

(Y/N): AND ESPECIALLY YOU IN THE STUMP, F*** YOU!

Sylvie: *watching in absolute horror*

Chappy: *wheezing*

*Later*

(Y/N): Friends murder each other all the time.

Sylvie: Wha--

(Y/N): You know? It happens.

(Y/N): That's the way of the world. 

(Y/N): It happens.

Sylvie: ...I'm--

*Later, again*

Chappy, talking to the group: Okay, so two hours ago--

*someone screams in the distance*

Chappy: ...

Sylvie: ...

*someone screams in the distance again*

(Y/N): *stifling laughter*

*Later, a g a i n*

Chappy: Okay, so apparently one of us needs to do a fake, pity laugh but it needs to sound genuine in order to attract the spirit. Any volunt--

(Y/N): Me! Me!

Chappy: Of course you want to.

(Y/N): Okay, uh, someone tell me a bad punchline.

Sylvie: What did Mark Twain name his son?

(Y/N): What?

Sylvie: Choo-choo Twain.

(Y/N): *wheeze*

(Y/N): *laughing* T-That's actually kinda funny.

Sylvie, smiling: It's pretty good, right?

(Y/N): *wheezes even MORE*

Sylvie: I just can't help it sometimes, I'm just too funny. You know? 

Chappy: *shame*

*The group checking out an abandoned, haunted house*