Regular Life episode 31: Merry Christmas Jeremy

Christmas is here! But that doesn't mean that Leaguegend is safe! The Sergons pay an unexpected visit and take something extremely important to them. Not only that but Jeremy's mom is about to have her baby on Christmas! Now it's up to Jeremy and his friends to rescue what's been stolen before the arrival of his new brother or sister.

Chapter 1: Christmas Eve

Christmas Eve, the day before Christmas and everyone is in good cheer. The Guardians had set up a Christmas Party Extravaganza with a special visit from Santa! All the kids in Leaguegend were waiting in line to see Santa. Much to the kids' surprise, Jeremy and his friends were eating in line too.

"What's an adult doing in the line?" asked Eidos. "Hey mister! You wanna see Santa too?" He was talking to Jeremy. "What's wrong with that?" asked Jeremy. "I still believe in Santa Claus." "Really?" asked Eidos. "I thought only kids believe in Santa Claus."

"You guys are wasting your time!" complained Grayson. "Santa isn't real!" "Of course he is!" said Jeremy. "I'm sure you got presents when you were young!" "No! Chad's parents and the parents I had before gave me what I wanted!" said Grayson. "Santa does not exist! He's just an urban legend! A myth!"

"Hey! Santa is real!" Ioni said, joining them. She was wrapped up in Christmas lights. "And I'm a Christmas tree!" "Nawww! That's adorable, Ioni," said Jeremy. "She's definitely lit up," Chad said, giggling. "Big deal," muttered Grayson. "Santa isn't real!" "Yes he is!" said Ioni. "He and Mrs. Claus live in the North Pole. They have elves which make toys and flying reindeer that pull the sleigh so Santa can give presents to the good boys and girls." "He's not real!" said Grayson. "None of that stuff is real! There's no talking snowman, no flying reindeer, those Christmas episodes exist just to grab the audience's attention."

"But dragons, dinosaurs and mythological creatures exist," said Ioni. "So does Santa! They all exist! You just don't believe in them!" "Are you trying to ruin these kids' dreams?" Jeremy angrily asked Grayson. "No, I just don't think he's real," said Grayson. "I mean, you tell your parents what you want for Christmas and you end up getting it."

"Well, did you ask Chad's parents what you wanted?" asked Jeremy. "No," Grayson said, shaking her head. "I guess I should ask Santa what I want then." "Uh...," stuttered Ioni. "What should I ask Santa for?" "I have a suggestion," said Chad. "How about a polar bear plush?" "Uh...I know I want!" said Ioni. "I want to go on a horsey ride at warp speed!" "You really have no brains at all, do you, Ioni?" Grayson said, rolling her eyes.

"You're next!" Eidos said to Grayson. "I'm getting a drone!" "That sounds dangerous," said Ioni. "Out of my way!" Grayson said to Ioni and made her way to Santa. "I don't think she's getting anything," Jeremy said to Chad. "After all she's done, she doesn't deserve anything." "But it's Christmas," said Chad. "At least she could get something. What do you want, dude?"

"There's only one thing I want for Christmas," said Jeremy. "And that's to see my new brother or sister on Christmas." "Oh, forcing child birth to happen?" Grayson asked, joining them again. "I can't believe you, man."

"What are you talking about?" asked Chad. "Jeremy's mom said that her baby was due today." "I wonder what it's going to be," said Ioni. "Maybe another sister or brother." "Only one way to find out," said Jeremy. "We'll find out when it happens."

"You're up next," Chad said to Jeremy. "I'm ready!" said Jeremy. "Wish me luck!" "I won't," Grayson said, rolling her eyes. Jeremy ignored Grayson and sat on Santa's lap. "I heard a lot about you, young one," he said to the young ostrich. "I'm sure you did," Jeremy said, blushing. "So do you want for Christmas?" asked Santa. "There's only one thing I want for Christmas," said Jeremy. "And that's to see my new brother or sister be born on Christmas day. That would be a miracle." "He's lost his mind," muttered Grayson.