I came home from a long day at the torture chamber they call school, Only to find Dr.Phil on my roof in fetal position. I asked what he was doing and he passionately hissed at me and proceeded to rawr xd. I hesitantly asked if he was a furry but he denied it. Then he seductively lead me to his room as he got a scalpel and removed my kneecaps. He crunched on them, I could hear the crunch so vividly and imagine how good they tasted, to him at least.
