Part 3
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When i walked into my house dragging the alec inside all the while he was still singing the im a little pumpkin boy jingle he had.
it's not surprising that he was left and rooted into the ground.
i dragged him through my house until i came to the steps. there was no way i was going to carry this little thing up the steps,i ran through the house trying to find my dad.
"DAD! hurry i need help!!"
"what do you want maya?"
"well see i found a pumpkin but its too heavy for me to carry up to my room!!"
"fine but im not even going to ask."
"thank you daddy!"
He carefully brought it up to my room and set it down. He looked at it while shaking his head before leaving.
i went up to him and knocked on the top of its head.
"you in there little buddy?"
"yes i am."
"i was just making sure"
i rolled him into the corner of my room and sat him up in front of my tv
"okay little buddy you can stay here for now."
"thank you! i am forever indebted to you! will you be my mommy? how old are you? what color socks are you wearing? im a little pumpkin boy, i was stuck in the woods, rooted to a spot by the bushes until you came along! i only had one day to sprout but then i grew all big and they tossed me out!!!! yayy! more song more song!!"
"how old are you exactly?"
" im 34 years old!"
"dear lord its like spongebob in pumpkin form, only hes not funny and doesnt have a fat slow best friend!"
i searched my room to try and find those stupid earplugs i can't get any sleep with this thing around!
i hate children this is like spongebob, dora, the wiggles, and yo gabba gabba all combined into a freakin child on crack!
