Total Drama Race 'Round World

1; Lights, Camera, ACTION!!

Chris McLean rolls his eyes before yelling into the phone,
"I know.... just let me finish this season!"

The cameraman whistles as a way to get the host's attention.
"McLean-"

Ignoring the cameraman, McLean continues to argue with the producers.
"Yes! I'm well aware this is a risky season, but I'm not having D-"

Annoyed with being ignored like dust under a desk, the cameraman yells his name.
"MCLEAN!!"
Chris looks at the cameraman,
"What?"
"We're rolling."

Chris throws his phone to the side, and a smile replaces the irritated look that was once upon his face.
"Oh. Welcome to another season of Total Drama!"

Chris walks onto a more luxurious plane than used in previous seasons; Hey, in order to have another season, there had to be some changes.

"Here's the deal..." Chris starts off, "24 of the cast from last seasons, to compete in two, in order to win... ten.... million.... big ones!"

"Wait!!"

Chris' smile drops to a frown as his younger cousin, Don, joins the camera's view.
"Hello.... Don. How did you get here? So fast?"

"I took my private jet... ya know, the one that Aunt Sarah got me when I was 17? When did you get yours?"
Don smirks at Chris as they board the plane.

"We settle in an airport to where the cast is waiting for us and their first challenge."
The two and Chef go up and off to the Ontario's airport where the cast is waiting. They get off the plane and see them sitting and waiting. Chris looks at the cast with a smile on his face.
"Hello cast! Welcome to another season of Total Drama!"

Lots of groans fill the air,
"I can't believe I signed another season on this shit show." Duncan spits.

Chris smiles at the former inmate.
"Nice to see you too, Duncan. I see you're out of jail! Are you familiar with the term "dropping the soap"?"
Chris lets out a chuckle,

Duncan frown grew as his ears turned the color of Crimson.
"I don't know McLean. Did you know you can make someone's heart give out by just an insulin pen?"

"Duncan. Calm down!"
Duncan's poral officer gently grabs his shoulder, restraining him from saying or doing anything else to the host.

DJ sees his friend with the cop and raises an eyebrow.
"Why is your poral officer - cousin here?"

Duncan lets out a frustrated throaty growl,
"The courthouse said how I would need him around me this season.." He explains, "Any assault or any charge, I'm back to jail."

The former party boy and tall bulky man nod in understanding.

"Are you going to participate in any of the challenges?" Geoff asks,

The parole officer shakes his head,
"Hell no. I'll be with Chris McLean during the challenges while watching the cameras." He answers,

Duncan rolls his eyes before walking away,
"Whatever." He complains, "I don't even know why I wanted to come back to this stupid show."

The parole officer follows Duncan to a seat. Chris McLean laughs to himself about his tauntings of the young adult before heading to Leshawna and Lightning.

"So, you're from the first sha-season of this show?" The athlete asks,

"Yeah, nothing special." She states, "I got the boot unfairly."
She crosses her arms at the memory of that episode.
If those losers just kept their mouths closed She would've at least made it to the final four in her eyes.