Chapstick 1... Uhh... I mean Chapter 1

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  • Dedicated to Uh... The Robot From Spaceballs (AKA Joan Rivers)
                                    

Bob wakes up in his oversized bed in his hut in the savannah and yells as loud as he can, He wobbles over to a freshwater river and drinks 5 liters of water. Then he wobbles over to the garden over at the nearest town Bob knows and snacks in everything there is. Then he runs to a huge rock and hits his head. Then he goes on Wattpad and starts writing and then he just plays around on his computer. Then he chats with his buddys Joe, Joey, Joe Jr. Joe Senior, Joey Jr., Joey Senior, Buddy, Buddy Jr., Buddy Senior, Bobo, Bobo Jr., Bobo Senior, Kevin, Kevin Jr., Kevin Senior and a bunch more buddys. He will take a 5 hour nap and then sleeps for about 100 hours. He will gain about 1000 pounds but he wiggles around as much as he can and he will lose those 1000 pounds in about 15 seconds.

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