Riren one-shots 💝

Let me help you

ΦSeme teacher Levi x Uke student ErenΦ

ΦUniversity AuΦ

ΦSmutΦ

¤Key points¤
⌘ = scene change, 1st p.o.v
➳ = scene change, 3rd p.o.v

☣It's really really long and most probably boring. Read at your own risk.☣

Erensthiccass I hope you like this queen I will try my best!(if you like it please give me a shout out in your book 🥺)

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Another day, Another hell.

Oh, how I wished! I was in a farm house, waking up to the sunlight shining on my face gently as the sun wakes me up. Telling me that it's time to do beautiful things again.

But reality is often disappointing. Really disappointing.

My mornings were in my dark dorm, with my alarm clock dancing on its irritating song and Armin screaming at my face that I will make him and I late to the class again.

Can't a guy live peacefully for once?

"AHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU BASTARD STOP SHAKING ME I AM AWAKE!"

"IF YOU ARE FUCKING AWAKE! THEN FUCKING GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING BED AND DON'T BE LATE FOR FUCKING ONCE!!!!!" I swear to Hades his screaming is more powerful then black canary.

"GET OFF ME BLOND COCONUT!!"
"NEVER!!!!!" Gosh dang his screeching!

"OK then." I said simply.

He will bring the screech I will bring the sass. Two of us can play at this.

"I SAID I-wait what?" he gave me a confused look, tilting his head and rising up an eyebrow. "What ya mean?" he asked me clearly confused.

"You don't want to get off me then don't. You laying above my quilt is just bringing extra comfort and I can gladly sleep again. So no, don't get off me I will manage." I said closing my eyes, trying to sleep again.
I swear I felt Armin twitch with anger and all of a sudden he started hitting me with a pillow.

"GET! YOUR! LAZY! BUM! OUT! OF! BED!" He screeched again and started suffocating me with the pillow.

Hmm... Might as well die today, I don't mind.

He keep trying to suffocating me as I waited for this nightmare to get over. then I remembered something... I HAVE TO SUBMIT THE FUCKING PROJECT!

Holy shit. Holy Shit. HOLY SHIT!

I can't die without getting my internal grade! Can you just imagine what would be craved on my grave.

Here lies Eren Jaeger,
A sad sap who couldn't even get his internal grades done.

People will be crying over a human that didn't even passed in his internals before passing away in life. Oh no!

I quickly reacted to get out of bed which resulted in the blondie above me getting kicked in his nuts. His screeching stoped and he started rolling on my bed in pain making silent screams of horror.