I hate doing my hair when it involves parting
Because that part be lopsided
And it refuses to go the way I want it
No matter how much I use that metal rat tooth comb
It's always messed up
When I want it straight it's diagonal
When I want it curved it's straight
Then I get irritated and decide not to do the hairstyle nomo
Causing me to wash my hair, with all that shampoo, conditioner, and deep conditioner
To remoisturize it with rice water, conditioner, oil, leave In conditioner, hair mayonnaise
Just to forget I did all that crap beforehand
And to make that freaking part on my head
Only to be lopsided
Lemme just go shave my head real quick
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Poetry I guess
Poetrytotally not in alphabetical order just some things that I wrote in my memo and liked tbh
