"Yeah?" said Ringo.
"I don't-" Aloha stuttered. "I don't think we should be together anymore."
"What!?!?!?!?!?" Ringo exclaimed.
"Sorry!" Aloha called out, walking away quickly.
Ringo was bummed.
"Hello students!" Pia said, walking on stage. "Welcome, the winner of The Battle of the Bands, The TaTa's!" everyone cheered.
The TaTa's started performing Candy Shop.
"NO!" Pia shouted.
Strudel stuck a crutch in front of Pia, and tried reaching back, but he couldn't reach. Pia tried getting up, but Homer grabbed the other crutch and hit the catapult, which sent the beagles all over Pia, since the dog treats were all over her.
"It's not working!" Homer whispered in a panic.
Gepetto started up the drums.
"So seductive" California said hopefully, as The TaTa's & their backups started performing Candy Shop.
Aloha, Waffles, and Muffins suddenly saw a flash of light. "He's gone!" they all shouted at once.
"Look!" CJ shouted, pointing over by the door. There was Potter, eating a cheeseburger. Once the song was over, Tamyra rushed over & hugged Potter.
"Strudel!" Waffles shouted.
"You don't have to worry about Bob & the Fat Kid" Strudel assured her.
"So he's gone forever?" Waffles asked hopefully.
Strudel nodded.
"Yayness!" shouted Waffles, and she hugged Strudel.
Strawberry whisked him away.
Pia stomped out of the building.
"Reminds me of Little Bo Peep" said Homer.
"Yeah" said Duncan. "Her dress looked like shit anyways."
Aloha was so happy that she wouldn't be haunted by Bob anymore. The music started playing again. "I put my hand up on your hip. When I dip, you dip, we dip."
"Yahoo!" said Ramona. "I love this song!"
Banana & Duncan were dancing, while Strawberry & Strudel were in the teacher's lounge making out, along with other couples. Virginia & Abner, Pancake & Twister, Gepetto & Lemonade.
"They're having an orgy in there" Fiona said to Midnight.
"I wanna join the orgy!" Ringo pouted, still sad that Aloha had dumped him at prom.
"Let's go!" said Carlotta, as her & Ringo went into the teacher's lounge.
Ringo didn't even put up a fight.
Clorox walked up to Waffles. "Wanna go in with me?" he asked.
"Um, not in particular" Waffles said, looking at Smog.
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9 Mile Season 1. Freshman Year
Teen FictionI started writing this my freshman year of high school, all the way back in 2004. I was fourteen. So obviously, the beginning kind of sucks. But I promise it gets better. I guess it's not really novel-esque, but hey, it's my story damn it and I dedi...
