WARNIMNG: YAOI!!!!
Mark i plier was sitting on his clouch.
He was VERY lonely.
"If only i had a yaoi boy..." He thought
"YAOI BOYS FOR SAIL!" said roofioh, who was outside in his car.
"Woah... perfect timing" said mark i plier.
Mark i plier stepped out of his house and onto the street, juttering slowly as he approched rufioh.
He looked over all the yaoi boys, some of which were juttering themselves.
"I want Karkat," Mark i plier said, staring down the little subby troll bottomboy
AN: *squee* cute yaoi! >w<
"Okay." -roofioh
AN: yo tengo yaoi!!! owo
Mark i plier grabs Karkat.
Next day.
Mark was at school holding hands with karkat
Jack septic eye (aka jackson)
Said "hey booby"
"Woah..." said Mark i plier. "Not cool. Doesnt sayrude word"
"Ok asscunt"
Mark i plier reached for jack septic eye's face and pushed him backwards away from mark i plier.
"ARHHGGGG!!!!!!! GIVE ME your yaoi boy." said jackson
Mark i plier pulled out a AR 15. "no."
"N-nya! S-stop f-fighting g-guys! >.< said karkat
"Sorry." said mark i plier
"Sorry." said jackson.
"Sike " said mark i plier and then he went dark mode and shot jackson right in the bulge 46 times.
"That was your first mistake..." said jackson and became antisemiticeye. "i fucking hate jewish people they are so jewish"
"i am jewish" said mark i plier
"*squeals* i FLUSHED for j-jews nya" said karkat.
"i know" said mark i plier and he dipped karkat under the moonlight and kisses him oh so sweetly.
"ew" said antisemiticeye (jackson) and he punched karkat square in the jaw.
"NOOOOOO" said mark i plier and he cried because karkat is dead now... but not for long.
Karkat went crocker tier and said "hi"
"sexy hot *drools* AWOOGA AWOOOGA" said both dark and anti (jackson) simultaneously and they all just had sex right there the end.
"Guys, do you ever feel like everything isnt real,,?" Jackson asked
"No"
"No"
"Wake up."
