Wrong Number, Kid

Gummy Bears

Peter:
Hey do you think you could cover for why i'm not home

It would be greatly appreciated

Unknown:
and who is this

Peter:
oh shit

did i text the wrong number?

are you michelle

Tony:
nah, i'm karen

Peter:
ugh-

never mind

so mr/ms whatever you are

Tony:
mr.

Peter:
alright mr. karen sir, i have a theory

Tony:
and what is your theory?

Peter:
twizzlers are just red vines

Tony:
red vines?

what are those

Peter:
HERMIONE CANT DRAW

wait-

have you never heard of a very potter musical?

Tony:
Nope

Peter:
>:O

DISGRACE

Tony:
slow your roll kid

Peter:
how do you know i'm a kid

i could be 82 for all you know :,(

Tony:
because you're making references to a college production musical

Peter:
i-

that's fair

btw android emojis are weird

and gummy bears scare me

Tony:
what-

how-

Peter:
one time i was eating them and somehow they got stuck in my hair and I had to go to school with them in my hair for a day because we couldn't get them out.

Tony:
I SHOUDLNT BE LAUGHING IM SORRY

Peter:

Tony:
wth

Peter:

Tony:
i'm not even going to ask

you're weird, kid

Peter:
why thank you :,)