Staying In South Park (Sequel to L.I.S.P.)

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To kick off the summer break for the boys and I, the first night we all went out for Italian to celebrate.

We went to the local Olive Garden where Kenny's mom worked, and were seated near the kitchen by coincidence.

Our waitress came around and somehow immediately recognised Kenny as Carol's daughter. "Want me to go grab your mother?" She asked and he shook his head. "Not until later." He said and she nodded. "Knows what you guys, and girl, want to drink?" She asked and we ordered.

"Are you guys gonna start planning immediately?" Stan asked. "Oh God no." Kenny laughed. "We've decided for no wedding until after graduation." I said and they nodded.

We ordered food and sipped on our sodas until it came and talked. When our food did come, we ate up and finished quickly, moving onto dessert, and Stan told us that he was paying for us all, except Cartman.

"Hey!" He complained. "It's alright, Cartman, I'll cover you." Kyle said. "I don't need a Jew to cover for me!" He whined. I just stared blankly at him. "So Stan's not paying for you, Kenny and I sure as hell aren't paying for you, Kyle offers to cover you, and you won't accept because he's a Jew?" I clarified and he sighed.

"I'll pay you back tomorrow, Kahl." He muttered. "Oh, you're actually going give a Jew money?" Kyle said in an amused tone. "Shut up, please." He sighed.

The waitress came back around and we ordered desserts, and Kenny asked her to kindly send his mom back.

Carol came around and hugged me and Kenny. "Nice of you five to visit." She said. "Mom, I have some news." Kenny said and pulled the last seat out to her. "Sure, honey." She said and sat down.

Kenny looked at me and smiled. "You didn't knock her up, did you, Kenny?" She asked and the guys burst out in laughter as Kenny looked horrified and I bit my lip. "No, Carol, I'm not pregnant. Still have my V card." I said and she nodded. "That's my boy. Now, what were you going to say?" She said

Kenny sighed and took my hand and held it up to show her. "I asked her to marry me, and she said yes." He said softly and with his adorable muffled voice and she jumped up, squealed, and hugged him tightly.

"My baby's getting married! Oh, I knew she was the perfect girl for you!" She cried and pulled me into the hug too. "And they have matching parkas!" Kyle chimed in.

She left crying and congratulating us over and over again so we could eat our dessert happily. "Damn. Is it surprising that I really didn't fucking see that coming?" Kenny shook his head and I smirked and nodded.

"You guys wanna stay over later?" I asked them. Kyle, Stan, and fatass exchanged looks and smirked. "Nah, we'll come over when you and Kenny are done." Stan said. "Done...?" I said in confusion, then got it.

"Oh, God, you guys!" I groaned and Kenny laughed and rubbed my thigh under the table. After Stan paid and Kyle paid for Cartman, we left in my car and I dropped them off each. When Stan got out, he turned back and called, "Stay safe!" And when Kyle was dropped off he yelled to us, "Have fun!" And fell down laughing. When Cartman got his fat ass out of my car he turned back and said at the top of his lungs, "Make sure to use condoms and lube and don't get and STD from Kinneh!"

"Fuck you, Fatass!" Kenny yelled at him with his muffled voice as we drove back to my house. Dale wasn't home, so we couldn't tell him yet, so I fed Victoria and went up to my room and closed and locked the door.

Kenny was already lying on the bed and smiled at me lovingly. "We're actually engaged." He sighed when I lied next to him. "I know." I breathed. "I still can't really believe it." I added.

"And just saying, I'd love to have sex right now, but I'm really tired." He said and I nodded. "Me too." I said and got up and we got in our PJs, just our underwear and I wore one of his shirts and he wore flannels over his boxers.

We both lied down facing each other and fell asleep with soft smiles on our faces.