01 Barney stinson

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I'm Barney stinson awesomest human being on the planet single forever exclusive author of the bro code and the playbook and last night I asked the girl of my dreams Robin scherbatsky to marry me

I know what you're thinking oh Barney what a bad idea why would you abandon your many fans like that Robin is not great anyway well I'm ready to settle down for real this is not just one of my massively awesome plays to get in women's pants I actually can't believe she said yes I had obviously planned it all out which the best possible chance of yes but Robin is kind of unpredictable

I got lucky

I said it

I got lucky

Do you remember the trip we took to Canada when Robin was drunk yeah with the stupid Monopoly money they use I still think that lady conned us because there is no way that is real money The important thing that happened there wasn't the coffee or the money it was the speech I gave I got pummelled for it but it was worth it just to see a glimpse of Robin beautiful smile I think that the reason I went to Canada was love for Robin and while I was addressung the Canadians I got the idea for the last play I have ever used the Robin

Now she wants me to meet her father and ask permission please she say he scary but c'mon this is me I charmed the pants off self five many many women i can handle an old coot like Robin dad

Duh

Stinson out

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 11, 2020 ⏰

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