Memes (what number is this) 12!

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Lloyd: Good morning uncle, have a nice hot cup of tea.
Wu: This is cold.
Lloyd: Nice cup of tea
Wu: this is terrible
Lloyd: cup of tea?
Wu: I'm not even sure this is tea...
Lloyd: Cup

Jay: Do you ever just wake up one day and the sun is shining and the birds are singing and your first thought is, "Oh no, I'm alive"

Sensei Wu: And this is Morro, my first student who can fly with his elemental power; Air.
Kai: Riiiiiight. And this is Nya, my flying sister.

(I made these two so if there bad, then that's why.)

Sensei Wu: There is no escape from destiny.
Kai: Just kill it.

Lawyer: Did your girlfriend commit the crime? (Talking about Harumi)
Lloyd: She can't even commit to this relationship.
The ninja: OOOH SNAP!

(Not mine)

Lloyd: (over the intercom): Attention shoppers, would the owner of the blue monster truck please report to the front desk. That thing is sick as h*ll, and Nya wants to shake your hand.
Someone in comments: and that's how Nya met Jay.

Jay: If me and Kai we're both drowning, who would you save?
Cole: idk both of you
Jay: No. you can only save one.
Cole: well I'd probably save Kai cuz he can't swim and I happen to know, your an excellent swimmer.
Jay: Suppose I was holding an anchor
Cole: Well, why don't you let go?
Jay: it's a family heirloom.
Cole: I'm leaving

Cole: why are you avoiding everyone?
Nya: Zane says if I keep rolling my eyes so much, my eye sockets may spasm and reject my eyeballs, and I roll my eyes a lot when around everyone.
Cole: ...
Nya: I can't have that happen

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