Chapter Six: The Roof

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by Kms48150

by Kms48150

We woke up suddenly.
"Has anyone seen Aspen?" We asked One Direction.
"No, but she is blind now. She could've wandered off."
We heard a rumble from a nearby volcano.
Guess we'll never know, we thought to ourselves.

We got up and decided to go for a swim in the hotel pool to help us wake up.
"We're gonna change into our bathing suits. Turn around and don't look at us." we told One Direction.
"Why? We've already seen you naked. We had sex like two days ago." We blushed bright red.
"Just turn around. No peeking!"
We changed into a modest yet revealing bathing suit and turned around to see One Direction still facing the other direction. We hugged them from behind.
"Thank you for not looking." we said appreciatively.
"We'd do anything for you luv. We really care about you, MHSVC." They said, a pink blush forming on their cheeks.
"We care about you too, One Direction. Now go get changed."

Once we made it down to the pool, a Harry Styles super-fan shot Liam from behind a bush.
"That's what you get for being a homophobe!" she yelled back at us as she was sprinting away. Everyone turned and looked at Hunter. He muttered something about us "being heterophobic" and jumped into the pool. He swam down one of the drains and was never seen again.
We turned around to look at Liam's body, but it had disintegrated into ash.
Damn, we thought, that was weird. Guess he's dead now.

We jumped into the pool, accidentally splashing One Direction.
"Hop in," we encouraged them, " the water's perfect." One Direction turned away from us in embarrassment.
"We don't actually know how to swim." They said quietly.
"Oh," we realized, "well, we can teach you how to."
"We would like that."
"Okay so first you actually have to get into the pool"
"Oh, right." One Direction went to walk down the stairs instead of just jumping in like normal people. Somehow, Louis still managed to drown on the way in.
"So that's literally the opposite of what you want to do." We then showed One Direction how to float and do a front stroke. Pretty soon they got so good that they were recruited for the summer Olympic swim team, but they refused.
"We have to stay with Milford High School Varsity Choirs." They explained "we can't leave them, we love them too much." We looked at the ground, embarrassed, but flattered.
"Come on, MHSVC. Let's go get some lunch." We followed One Direction into the hotel, which had a Red Lobster built into the lobby. We sat down in a booth table and ordered our food. One Direction ordered fish and chips (classic) and we ordered chicken tendies. The service was lightning fast and we got our food right away, but as soon as we got our food someone ran by and stole One Direction's food.
"Oi! Me fish and chips!" One Direction bellowed. "Give those back!" They turned to look at us.
"Pip pip cheerio, we've got to follow them. Come along, MHSVC."
We followed the person up the stairs, all the way to the roof. On the way up, Tim tripped and hit his neck on the stair. He wasn't moving anymore...
"He's probably fine. Joe, can you carry him?"
"Fiiiiiiine..." Joe said unenthusiastically, hoisting Tim's lifeless body onto his shoulder.
We finally got onto the roof, despite Tim slowing us down, and we saw the person who stole One Direction's fish and chips.

It was the Hand God!!!

"Give me the scrawny one or I'll throw this disgusting British cuisine over the edge of the building."
"What, David?"
"No. Joey."
"Hey!" Joey yelled in Simp.
"Wait, how do you know our names?" asked Sydney.
"Yeah, is that Kitchen?" said Hannah
"No, it's... well okay yes, but that's not important, just... Joey come here."
"Well damn okay. Honestly, I'm really offended you referred to me as scrawny-"
The Hand God pulled out a knife and stabbed Joey right in the neck.
"OH GOD! WHY WOULD YOU STAB ME?!" Joey screamed.
"Because I have underlying anger issues and I don't know how to express my feelings!" The Hand God yelled in response. Joey immediately died, not from blood loss, but from poison that the Hand God had injected into Joey's bloodstream while he was distracted by the stabbing.

"Holy shit, you killed him!"
"Yeah, that's kinda where this plot line is going. Sorry. Now, it's time to make my grand escape." The Hand God jumped off the roof and dove into the pool about 50 stories down. We held up numbers judging her jump and everyone gave her 10's, except for Monica who gave her a 2. The Hand God flipped her off and swam backwards into the sunset.
"I don't think that's the last we'll be seeing of her." said One Direction warily.
"Well there's nothing we can do about it right now." we said, our voice shaking. "We should probably just go to bed. It's been a long day." Audrey and David immediately started singing, but they realized Aspen wasn't there so they had to stop.
Once we got back to the hotel room, One Direction tucked us in as tears began to pool in our bloo sight balls.
"Hey. Everything's gonna be all right luv." One Direction assured us. We nodded sleepily and drifted off into our nightly coma.