The Horny Hannah Story (Book One)

The Horny Hannah Story 

Hi, my name is Horny Hannah and I like beans. And chips. And Lawson. And sausages. And Josh. And James. 

HELLO MY FRIEND!!! I AM A MUSHROOM ON MONDAYS, A CARROT ON TUESDAYS AND A ASDFG ON WEDNESDAY ETC.

MY MAM!!! 

ONCE I PUNCHED A GOOSE SO HARD IT HAD TO EAT OUT OF A GOAT FOR 10 DECADES

I LICKED A COW. IT EXPLODED.

I BEAT UP JOSHS CHERRIES AND JAMES' WHIPPED CREAM. AND THEN I ATE IT. YUMMY.

I LIVED ON A CACTUS FOR 5 DAYS. I LOOKED LIKE A SPONGE AND MY VAGINA WAS CUT AND SPELKY. I GOT THRUSH. REALLY BAD.

i ONCE WAS SET ON FIRE AND I HAD TO HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY ON MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS. JOSH WAS THE SURGEON. HE SMILED WHILE HE DID IT AND OCCASIONALLY GAVE ME HIS CREEPY GRIN, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS SEXY. HE LICKED ME SO BADLY, JUST TO TEST TO SEE IF HIS WORK WAS SUCCESSFUL.

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO 12 KIDS, ALL WITH A CREEPY GRIN. I WILL CALL THEM NOBBY, VAG, VA JJ, THRUSHY, CHERRY, CREAM, JOSH, TURRETS, KANDY (WHO I HOPE WILL BE A PROSTITUTE, ANUS, HOLE AND SHRIVLES. 

I HAVE A FEW AWARDS FOR BEING STRIPPER OF THE YEAR. JOSH LOVES IT WHEN I SHOW HIM MY 'ENTERTAINMENT'.

WHEN JOSH PLAYS RUGBY HE PUTS THE BALL BETWEEN MY LEGS. I AM HIS CHEERLEADER. I JUMP UP AND DOWN AND MAKE MY BOOBS JIGGLE. IT MAKES HIM PLAY HARDER. TACKLING PEOPLE SO HE CAN 'COME' TO ME QUICKER. HOWEVER, JOSH LIKES TO VISIT THE YMCA. HE IS A TRANNY AND LOVES DRESSING UP IN MY SKIMPY CLOTHES. ESPECIALLY LINGERIE.

SORRY, I HAVE TO GO HAVE A THREESOME WITH JAMES AND JOSH. 

A story made by THE MAD PEOPLE.

Peace out mofo's.