Ricky Rat's Collection of Short Stories- By A.L

My Little Bitch Brother.

My mom used to love me before my brother Mickey was born.

        Everyone thought he was special, but I just saw him as just another stupid mouse. I wish he got eaten by a snake. When we were younger, our school was holding tryouts for a television channel called Disney. When it was my turn to go up on stage, all of Mickey's friends started booing and throwing broken beer bottles at my face. Mickey got nominated for the new TV channel, and I moved out of the house because I had realized that no one loved me anymore.

After a few years of living on my own, I stumbled upon a little thing called crack. It was probably the best thing that ever happened to me. I could taste colors, and listen to my smells, but one night it got out of hand. I was walking back home from the strip club, and a gang of cats came around the corner. They pushed me up against a wall and started licking me with their hairy tongues. I tried to escape, but I knew I was being raped. After five minutes of sandpaper scratching my body, a car alarm goes off and they all scurry away. I finally get home, lay down, and smoke some of my finest crack just to ease my mind.

I woke up from the sound of someone pounding on my door. I opened it and it was the building manager. He started babbling about how I owe him money or some bullshit. He told me that I should just pack my things and get out. So I arranged all my pipes into one bag, and left. I didn't know where exactly I was going, but I knew it had to be somewhere close to my dealer's house. I found a small bridge crossing over a river, I set up my stuff under it and laid down to take a hit.