our dream home: a property brothers fanfiction

It was 1 am, I usually tried to be asleep by 12, but tonight I simply couldn't sleep due to my stomachs lust to be filled. I snuck down the stairs, trying my best to avoid making copious amounts of noise,  when I heard a noise coming from my living room, it sounded like, like whispering. I gathered y confidence and by crossbow that I keep in the downstairs bathroom and quickly opened the door. "SUPRISE!": I screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", by that stage I knew someone was in my living room, but I couldn't see who, because the lights were off, I also didn't recognise the scream. "Ummmmmm," said the voice, "Well, step into the light, so I can see you", I responded, whoever it was didn't seem to recognise my reference to beasty and the beast, which filled me with rage, "DO WHAT I SAID" I Yelped, "OK, OK" said the voice, they stepped forwards, the first thin I noticed was their frosted tips, then I saw their face, "Jonathan, from the property brothers!?"