Hetalia one-shots <3

America

"C'mon (y/n) it'll be fun! You'll see." Persuaded the blonde American, Alfred F. Jones. 

"Alfred, for the last time, I swear to god if you ask again i'll strip you naked and hand you over to Russia, no!" Replied a very annoyed, and very tsundere (y/n). 

Alfred has been asking her to do the pocky game for the past two or three hours straight with no breaks. Not even when she threw a hamburger across the street. She only got a chewing out for wasting 'good food.'

"Ugh, Alfred just get out of my house before I kick you where the sun doesn't shine..  Again..." She said, facing him with a scowl on her face, pointing to the door.

"No way, you won't do it again. You're bluffing."

"You're underestimating me Alfred. You know what I can do.." She replied, stepping closer to him and got ready to proceed with her threat as she kept eye contact with the now terrified American.

"Okay! Okay!! You win this time! But don't think I won't stop trying (y/n). I'll get you to do it one day, I promise you that. A hero never lies! A hero neve-" that was all he got in before he was roughly shoved out of the house and a door slammed in his face. 

-Tmeskip to next week-

It had been about a week since Alfred had last tried to get (y/n) to do the pocky game.. whatever the hell that was. She knew he explained multiple times but she always got distracted by his annoying presence. Can't blame her, if you had an annoying and loud American following you around begging to play a game, you'd be annoyed to.

"Finally.. maybe it got through his thick head.." she thought, sighing with relief and silently danced in her mind for victory.

Suddenly, a loud bang on her door.

"Open up dudette!!"

Dammit.. so close..

Opening the door with a pissed expression she gave him one of her famous death stares that could send Russia packing away with his tail between his legs.

"W-woah dudette.. calm down.. I haven't even done anything yet."

"Yet being the keyword there you idiot. Now what do you want? I'm not playing that damn game with you. We've been over that already.. or have your vital regions forgotten what it feels like to be squished? I'll be more than happy to remind them.." She scowled, her expression showing complete seriousness.

Alfred gulped, sometimes his friend could be a complete horror story on her own. Russia was just a fairy compared to what (y/n) could do to someone.  

"P-please dudette.. just give it a try.. I swear if you don't like it you can.. uh.. oh god.. can't believe i'm saying this.. you can castrate me.." he said, whimpering at his own offer. He knew that would be the only thing to make her accept it. Otherwise it would all just be history, and he'd be a dead man.

In a thinking process an evil like grin appeared on her face.

"Alright Alfred, i'm in. What do I gotta do?"

Sighing he stepped in, grabbing the box from his pocket and opened it.

"W-well.. you see.. each person grabs an end of the stick in their mouth, and they take turns taking small bites until they get into the middle.. The person to pull away first wins.." he replied, sticking the chocolate side in his mouth, waiting for (y/n) to take the other side.

".. This is lame.. why did I agree to this.." she mumbled taking the end of the stick in her mouth and it begun.

-timeskip-

They stayed like that for a while, at least less than an inch apart from each other, staring each other down to see who would back out first.

"Just give up Alfred, you can't win."

"So you say. It's technically still your turn. So if you don't go, I win."

Growling, (y/n) took another small bite from her end, their lips now nearly touching. Taking a quick glance at the distance, (y/n) had a blush begin to spread across her cheeks, although she tried playing it off, Alfred could tell she was, he was close enough to feel the heat radiate of her skin.

A devious gleam appeared in Alfred's eyes as he got a plan.

Taking another bite, they ended up getting closer. (y/n) doing the same as her blush got even deeper. Despite her threats to the American, she did have a liking for him.

It ended up at Alfred's turn, that he took no time to waste as he bit. If (y/n) bites, they would be kissing.

Blushing profoundly, (y/n) was having a war in her head, take it and kiss him, or back out and be made fun of. 

She sighed, taking her chance to back out, but Alfred wasn't having any of that, oh no.

As soon as she sighed of defeat and was going to release, Alfred took the chance to move forward, capturing her lips in his own.

Eyes widening in shock, (y/n) stood there, unable to process what was happening until she melted into it, twisting her fingers in the blondes hair.

Pulling away for air, Alfred grinned,
 
"So, looks like I won hm?"

"... No.. I want a rematch." (y/n) replied stubbornly, face fuming a bright red.

Grinning Alfred pulled out another stick and the cycle began once again.

Later that night, Alfred was able to walk out, un-castrated, and with a new tsundere girlfriend.