those texts ☣ calum hood

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cal: hey gorgeous

me: ello cal
wait can i ask you a question?

cal: uhh yeah sure hmu
since when do you call me cal?

me: are you really asian?
since like today

cal: no i am not, i dislike it when people always ask me that
well that's new

me: well get used to it bc asians are amazing!

cal: you really suck

me: thank you, a dude named michael in my advanced world history class wouldn't stop saying that to people in my class.

cal: michael? as in michael clifford?

me: yupp

cal: ohh that's nice

me: but guess what

cal: what?

me: suck my dîck you basic bîtch

cal: that's attractive

me: well dang...

cal: i like your butt

me: horny teenagers of this society all day everyday

cal: hey it's not my fault it's out there

me: you are stupid i think it's bc you have to much rice in your diet and you're constipated and can't think straight

cal: wtf no i know i think straight bc you are a beautiful human

me: woah umm no

cal: no what?

me: nothing bye ching-chong

cal: i hate you, but my liking for you takes me over.

me: well you're stupid bye

cal: no im not and bye gorgeous

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yES an update
hope you guys enjoyed it💗
guys, ilysfm💖

but before i go how was you guy's Thanksgiving?

mine was amazing!