Dumb fanfics

Wreck-it-ralph x donald trump

Wreck it Ralph is in a boyband and Donald is a fan

Donals was gazing at Ralph, he was the most beautiful man he had ever seen. As Ralph was singing with all his might the sweat was dripping down his pecs and all Donald could do was stare. All the sexiness oozing from Ralph became too much for Donald to handle and before he knew it, he had fainted.

Donals opened his eyes only to find himself in a room he did not recognize. Desperately trying to familiarize himself with his surroundings he suddenly saw a man standing in the shadows. It was Ralph. But, something was off. He could clearly see that the shape of the man belonged to Ralph, but the movements of his body was something Donald was not familiar with.
Ralph's hand was moving up and down on his lower parts as he let out deep breaths.

"So you're finally awake Donald?" Said Ralph, stepping out of the shadow only to reveal a massive pulsating dick between his legs. Donald. Being very flustered of the image before him turned his head and started to stutter a weak 'how do you know my name?'

"I'm your stalker, I became a music star so that I could find you, Donald." Ralph said and turned Donald's head to face him. Donald was crying, 'I'm so glad I finally got to meet you' whispered Donald under his soft cries.

"Now can I finally fuck you like the slut you are?" Said Ralph as he saw the bulge in Donald's pants started to form.

"Yes daddy" cried Donald as he grabbed Ralph's dick and started to jerk him off. Ralph took the lead and started undressing Donald. He found his orange skin to be absolutely beautiful, but what was even more beautiful was the Cheeto between his legs, standing up and begging to be touched. And Ralph obliged, he started touching Donald all over, his nipples, his Cheeto dick, the corn hair and then- the cave of wonders. He slipped his ginormous fingers in one by one and heard Donald moan louder and louder with each finger. And once they were both ready? Ralph let out his promise.

"IM GONNA WRECK IT" screamed Ralph at the top of his lungs and without any heads up Ralph shoved his dick in Donald's sloppy smelly ass and thrusted.

And as they became one, all Donald could think about, was the fact that during all that time he had forgotten to mention to Ralph that he has chlamydia.

The end :))

//Luca