TOP 50 BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

1.Knock knock

Who's there?

Lactum

Lactum who?

I lactum move it,move it

You lactum?move it

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2.Knock knock

Who's there?

Hiniwang Pusit

Hiniwang Pusit who?

Di mo na mababawing Hiniwang Pusit sa mga salitang binitiwan mo

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3.Knock knock

Who's there?

Galema

Galema who?

Galema ikaw ay sawing palad

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4.Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Knock knock who?

I - knock knock mo i- knock knock mo

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5.Knock knock

Who's there?

Tuna Century

Tuna Century who?

On the first day of christmas my Tuna Century

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6.Knock knock

Who's there?

Coca cola

Coca cola who?

Coca cola nalang sanang 'yong minahal di ka na muling luluha

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7.Knock knock

Who's there?

What can be

What can be who?

What can be bitiw bigla,pikit ang 'yong mga mata.

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8.Knock knock

Who's there?

The hill and cow

The hill and cow who?

The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko,ikaw ang nasa isip ko

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9.Knock knock

Who's there?

Kamuning

Kamuning who?

Kamuning get me,get me baby i'm yours

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10.Knock knock

Who's there?

Kabag Again

Now i'm speechless,over the egde of this breathless,I never thought i would catch this,
Kabag again

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11.Knock knock

Who's there?

Terminal