March 22nd, 2020 (almost wrote 2019)
So I was walking my dog, right?
I see my friend, he's going running. And uh, fun fact, he's afraid of dogs.
But he sees it's me, and stops, and just kinda stands there.
My dog suddenly starts running over to him, and he shrieks (he screams like a 4 year old girl with pigtails), jumping back a couple feet
By now, I'm laughing at him, and he's still not moving. He exhales and just goes: "I don't want rabies from tHAt!" And just starts running away.
By now I was laughing a bit too hard. But that's about it.
Maybe I'll record him screaming and put it here
It really sounds like a 4 year old girl with pigtails
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