When the snow shuts down Greg Heffley's middle school, his neighbor transforms into a wintry battle field. Rival groups fight over territory, build massive snow forts, and stage epic snowball fights. And in the cross hairs are Greg and his trusty be...
Monday Everybody in my neighborhood is outside today enjoying the warm weather and sunshine. Well, everyone except ME. It's kinda hard to enjoy a heat wave when it's the middle of the WINTER.
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People are calling this "wacky weather," but it just doesn't feel right. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I think it should be cold in the winter and hot in the SUMMER.
I've heard the whole PLANET is warming up, and that human beings are the reason. But don't blame me, because I just GOT here.
It the world IS getting hotter, I just hope it doesn't happen too FAST. Because if tribes keep up at this rate, I'll be riding a camel to high school.
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They say the ice caps are melting land the sea is rising, so I've been trying to convince Mom and Dad to buy a house higher up on or hill. But they just don't seem all that concerned.
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It kinda of makes me nervous that I'm the only one in my family worried about this stuff. because if we don't do something about the situation SOON, we're gonna wish we DID.
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It's not just the rising sea levels I'm nervous about. Those ice caps have been around for millions of years, and there could've be things buried inside of them that should STRAY that way.
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I saw a movie about gave a cavemen in ice, and when I Melted thousands of years later he was still ALIVE . I don't know if that kind of thing could actually happen in real life, but if there are unfrozen caveman walking around these days, The night janitor at my school might be one of them.
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If we do figure out a way out of this climate mess, it's probably going to be someone from MY generation who solves it. That's why I'm always nice to SMART kids, because THEY'RE the ones who are going to save our butts.
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Whatever the answer is, I guarantee you TECHNOLOGY is going to be a key. I'm grown ups are always saying that too much technology is BAD for kids, but I say the more the BETTER.
In fact, as soon as I can afford one of those high tech toilet that learns all your habits, I'm going to get the most expensive model.
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Some people worried that one day will lose control for technology and robots will take OVER. Well, if that happens, I'm going to make sure I'm on THEIR side. I've actually been PREPARING for when the robots take over by sucking up the appliances in my house.
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So when there's a giant robot/women who are in the future, I'll be patting myself on the back for thinking ahead.
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Authors note
Hiii thx for reading this episode. Check out my new story Diary of a wimpy kid
