Twenty Øne Falling Boys in Chemical Romances at the Disco!

Introduction

"Brendon what the hell," Ryan Ross said as Brendon Urie slouched in his chair.

  "You kissed Dallon!" Brendon replied.

  "It was a dare!"

  "But you liked it!"

  "Of course, he's a good kisser!"

  "I know, but you only kissed him today, not me🥺." Brendon frowned.

  Ryan walked over to him and kissed him. "See, now that's not true. Why don't you call Dallon up to see if he wants to hang tonight😏."

  Brendon smiles, "Sure thing." He pulled out his phone and called Dallon.

  "Hey Dallon, wanna hang😏tonight? Yeah? Ok, see you there." Brendon put his phone away and said, "We're meeting him at The Overpass at 5:00."

  "Then let's go, it's almost 5:00." They grabbed their jackets and headed out.
                             
                              •••
  "Hey guys☺️," Dallon said as they walked in. He was wearing a sparkly blue suit. Ryan was wearing a red velvet suit. Brendon wore a golden suit.

  "Let's have some drinks," Ryan said. They ordered their drinks. Brendon and Dallon has some expensive Russian vodka🧉and Ryan had some weird complicated tropical drink🍹.

  After an hour, Brendon said, "It's getting late⏱, we should head out."

  "Well, the tour bus is pretty far, why don't we stay in that motel for the night😏." Ryan said seductively.
 
  Brendon and Dallon smirked, "Sure thing."

  As the were about to leave, they heard a gunshot🔫. Glass shattered and people screamed.

  "Well shit," Ryan said as he fell to the ground. Brendon and Dallon leaned down to see blood pooling out of Ryan.

  "Call an ambulance🥺!!" Brendon screamed as he picked up Ryan. Dallon called 911 as they ran outside. Ryan put his hands over his wound.

  Suddenly, an ambulance pulled around the corner. "Get in!" said a man with long red hair. They stumbled into the ambulance as the red haired man drove.

  AMBULANCE by My Chemical Romance played instead of a siren. Brendon looked at the driver to realize it was Gerard Way.

  "Why the fuck are you driving🤔?" Dallon asked.

  "Shut it," Frank Iero said from the front seat, "Just try and stop his bleeding🩸." He handed Dallon a towel.

                               •••
  When they arrived at the hospital🏥, they immediately put Ryan on a bed an wheeled him in.

  "We need a fucking doctor!" Frank screamed. From around the corner, a short man in a doctor's coat appeared. It was Patrick Stump🧑🏼‍⚕️.

  "Why the fuck are you here🤔?" Dallon asked.

  "Cause I'm a fucking doctor😡!" From around the corner, Mikey Way wheeled in Pete Wentz.

  "Why's Pete here🤔?" Gerard asked.

  "He broke his vocal chords trying to sing Into The Unknown😐," Mikey answered.

  "That's not true," Pete said, though he could barely speak. Patrick laughed as he went to grab Ryan. Then Ray Toro ran in wearing a pink princess dress👗.

  "What're you doing here?!" Mikey asked in confusion.

  "I know who shot Ryan Ross, and he's coming here to finish the job🥵." Ray replied just as Bob Bryar entered the room.

  "I'm here to finish the job!" Bob shouted as he pulled out a gun🔫 and fired it.

  "Noooo😡!" Tyler Joseph shouted as he jumped in front of Ryan. He collapsed to the ground as the bullet hit him.

  "Tyler🥺!" Josh Dun shouted as his best friends and secret crush bled🩸 out on the floor. He leaned down and picked him up.

  As Bob cocked his gun🔫 again, Ray punched him in the face🤛🏼, knocking him out on the floor.

  "Over hear officer!" Ray shouted as two policemen🚔 entered. It was Andy Hurley and Spencer Smith.

  "What the hell😯," Patrick said as Andy and Spencer put Bob in cuffs.

  "Take him to the car, Spencer," Andy said. Spencer nodded as he started to walk down stairs🚪.

  "What in the name of Jesus is going on here?!" Another doctor🥼 said. It was Jon Walker. Behind him was Joe Trohman. He was wearing nurse's uniform.

  "I have no fucking clue🤷🏼‍♂️," Patrick said.

  As Spencer turned to go out the door, it shut in front of him. All the doors locked🔒 and the lights went out🌑.