Chapter 1

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by DirtyNashton

by DirtyNashton

"Remind me why im doing this again," I asked. "There's three reasons: First , you're gonna get paid this.Second if you don't , your moms gonna finally know why her car windows were all broken and smeared with cow poop that one time. Third , you're my best friend and you know that doing this would mean a lot to me," he said

"Fuck you Michael"

"Love you too honey. Oh shit , shes back.Thanks again man.I'll text you later to keep you updated on how things are going later" Michael hung the phone.Blackmailing piece of shit, I thought.

Working as a Walmart cashier wasn't exactly how id planned to spend a Saturday night, but now there was little i could do about it. I looked around in hopes that some weirdos would buy chocolate pudding or something at 12:00 am in the morning. Walmart was almost empty except for a handful of unfortunate underpaid workers wearing the red shirt and khaki pants. At my left, cashier 32 , was a relatively young man with electric blue hair. He notice i was staring and smiled and waved. I awkwardly waved back . At least the people who worked close to me were nice enough. I took out my phone and tried to beat my score of 14 in flappy bird . I spent the next two hours mentally screaming at a stupid pix-elated bird because it would not fly through the bloody green pipes. I was about to leave my cashier and steal a couple bags of Hershey's kisses when i got a text message alert. For a moment i was confused who the fuck texts people at 3 in the morning?

MichaelDaBest: holy shit dude oh my God you will not believe what just happened

MichaelDaBest: i just got laid

MichaelDaBest: but like

MichaelDaBest: it wasn't how i expected

MichaelDaBest: not that it wasn't good, it was great

MichaelDaBest: ......... don't tell her i said that

MichaelDaBest: like we were doing the do with the lights off to make it more sexy or some shit

MistahWoof: wat..

MichaelDaBest: shut up and let me talk

MistahWoof: ........ ok

MichaelDaBest: then i realized that her voice was different and her hair was longer

MichaelDaBest: i was about to ask her if she was sick or something when somebody ...