Once upon a
time there was
a triangle named
will cipher and
bill cipher the
third of there
but, there was
another triangle named
dill cipher the
fourth
amendment
but sadly
he was homosexual
for his brothers
bill, and will
his brothers hated
when he cooked
green beans because
he couldn't fuking
cook so he
cried into the
soup made of
their father
but one day
his father came
into the bowl
and had children
with a can
of his son
bill secretly cries
while will moaned
quietly while they're
making soup together
as a family.
but suddenly they
had an idea
they would
find their mother
who married a
can of green
beans but then
had bill and
will accidentally with
their
daddy
dipper pines
and mommy mabel
but their true
parents are democrats
in Mexico
city
named grunkle stanford
and grunkle stanley
will secretly has
a box of
dildos to sleep
with. So he
could have something
beefy to sleep
with an open
mouth.
While bill
made out with
dill
nonconsensually
every time that
dill
made him hard
