My brother Rodrick says that in the future, people will have robot body parts, and we'll all be CYBORGS.
Well, I hope I don't have to wait too long for that that, because if I could buy myself a pair of robot legs, I could get a half hour of extra sleep each morning.
I guess we don't really know what's gonna happen in the future. And you could drive yourself CRAZY worrying about it.
Even if we solve all the problems we have right now,some NEW things will come along,
And then we'll deal with THAT.I've read that's what happend with the DINOSAURS they were riding high for a couple hundred million years, and then an asteroid came and wiped them out.
What really crazy is that cockroaches were around back then, and somehow THEY survived. And they'll probably be here long after we're gone, too. Personally, I think cockroaches are disgusting. But they must be doing something right.
Speaking of SURVIVAL, right now. I'm just trying to get through middle school. And the last few days haven't been all that great.
Even though it's warm outside, the thermostat at school still thinks it WINTER ❄️. So the furnace is on full blast all day, which makes it's hard to concentrate in class.
And it's worse in the CAFETERIA, because there aren't any windows you can open to get fresh air.
The heat has been frying my brain, and I've been forgetting when my school assignments are due. I forget a really big one today, which was my country project for the international showcase.
Back in November, everyone had to choose a country to do a report on. I picked Italy, because I'm a huge pizza fan.
Turns out Italy was a really popular choice, so my social studies teacher had to do a random drawing to the side. And she chose Dennis Tracton, which is unfair because he's lactose intolerant and can't even eat cheese.
So the teacher assigned me Malta, which I didn't even know was a country.
Anyway, that was two months back , and I didn't get my country project a second thought until today. And the Only reason I remembered was because when I got to class, everybody was wearing with weird clothes.
I Probably should've it was international show- case day when my friend Rowley came by to get me for school wearing a crazy getup. But he's ALWAYS doing strange stuff, so I barley even noticed.
In home room, I took a look at Rowley project to see how much work was involved, and that's when I stared to panic.
His report looks like it took a TON of time, and it was pretty obvious his parents help him with it. OF course Rowley has been to the country he was assigned, so I am sure that made it a lot EASIER for him.
I asked Rowley to be a pal and switch countries with me, but he's kinda selfish, so he wouldn't go for it. That meant I was on my on, and I only had a few hours to do my whole project from SCRATCH and I didn't know WHERE I was gonna time a tri-fold this late in the game.
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