crunchy alarm clocks

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beep beep beep

   a small hand reaches out and slaps the ever living shit out of the snooze button. despite faith's attempts to assault the clock, the alarm won't stop ringing. she grows more and more impatient before grabbing the clock, putting it in her mouth, and eating it. after finishing eating her alarm  clock, she heads downstairs to wave her roomate, doodles the chik-fil-a cow, goodbye. "see ya doodles," she waves. "what about breakfast ?" exclaims doodles, quite concerned that faith has skipped her breakfast. "i ate another alarm clock, silly !! catch you later, alligator !" she laughs, turning away from doodles. her small ass feet glide towards the door before opening it with her stupid little baby hands. as soon as she steps outside, she gets a text from her boss, david, at the recording studio:

Hey!! New band coming in to record their new album "clams" 🥁 Try to be in early today. They said their name was 8 seconds of bummer. Not 5 seconds of summer please don't get mixed up it is not 5sos so dont think that. 6:58 am

    "good to know, not 5sos. damn.. maybe one day." faith thought to herself while walking to her car. she thought it might have been a bit suspicious but she trusted david.

    little did she know, her boss wanted to surprise her. he knew 5sos be coming in to record their album and he knew just the girl to help them.

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