"𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗌." • a txt chatroom fic

"TALK you losers" ; day 5

bullies-ByTogether

Choi?beomgyu!:
So
I recently checked out a social app thing
Its called walkie talkie
The one we see all the time in tiktok
Yeah

SoobinChoi:
Oh my god
Im using it too
Just downloaded it, i used it and Umm...
How did your experience go?

Choi?beomgyu!:
😌
Sigh

jock-taehyun:
Doesnt sound like it went well

Choi?beomgyu!:
I got called a fat ugly bitch by some guy right when i went in
It was... Quite an experience...

SoobinChoi:
Same
I told them im korean
Then one of them went "north korea has a communication line?? "

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
What?
Why did they immediately assume that you're north korean

SoobinChoi:
Idk @handsome_bully_choiyeonjun
I tried explaining that im from the south and that it was rude to say that
But she went "wait whatttt? But isnt south like, idol land or something? They dont cOmmUnICaTe. They be busy doin all their surgeries " 🙄

jock-taehyun:
Sounds like an insecure person to me

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Soobin lowkey be throwing shade on her though lmfao

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Me and beomgyu are actually using the app atm
Someone just said i sounded like a girl
Do i???

jock-taehyun:
Tell them they sound like a normal rude person
Except if the rude person was in a hurricane and was experiencing a mid-life crisis while struggling with puberty

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
I'll translate that for you @the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie,
Basically
Just tell them that their voice sounds unlike human and is horrible
Also put in that puberty bit
That one is pretty funny ngl

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Guys...
Im in my puberty...
Do i really sound that awful? 😢😩

jock-taehyun:
...

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
...
Uh,,
Anyways,
Who drew that moon looking thing on bighit's walls today

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
DONT TRY TO CHANGE THE TOPIC

Choi?beomgyu!:
Which dumb liars told you this @handsome_bully_choiyeonjun

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
BangPD nim

Choi?beomgyu!:
Oh-
dont you dare, Choi Yeonjun
I'll murder you in your sleep if you do

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Already did
:)

SoobinChoi:
What?

jock-taehyun:
I cant believe i cant comprehend the meanings behind these two idiots, @handsome_bully_choiyeonjun @Choi?beomgyu! texts.

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Oh nothing,,,
I just screenshot Beomgyunnie's message "which dumb liars told you this" and sent them to BangPD nim

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Holy fuck
Thats a nasty move @handsome_bully_choiyeonjun

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
I know 😉

SoobinChoi:
You made hueningie curse
What have you done, you absolute MONSTER @handsome_bully_choiyeonjun

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
He's not a five year old, Soobin ah
He can swear all he wants outside the cameras

jock-taehyun:
@handsome_bully_choiyeonjun youre just saying that because you want a friend to swear with

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Close your big mouth, Tae

jock-taehyun:
I will not stand any sort of suppression even if its from you, yeonjun hyung
I will continue to thrive without having forced filters pressured against me by my jealous haters
-And my mouth has been big since birth. What do you want me to do? Get a sudden birth defect?

Choi?beomgyu!:
Yes kingggg
Slay them haters
👑👑
@jock-taehyun

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Im a fan of you now @jock-taehyun

SoobinChoi:
Hyung, come and meet me face2face
Lets do a one-on-one fight
Right now
Im in the dance studio where are u😠😠😠

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
SOOBIN
CALM DOWN
I JUST MADE HUENINGIE SWEAR ONCE

SoobinChoi:
I for one will NEVER stand a huening hater
Come at me u pathetic shorty
I'll show you what these 185cm legs can actually do

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
👁👁
WHERE
WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU SEE ME HATING ON HUENINGIE
I RECHECKED MY MESSAGE AND I CLEARLY REMEMBER ME JUST EXPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING TO Y'ALL
ALSO STOP BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR LONG LEGS, MY LEGS ARE LONGER

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
@SoobinChoi 185cm legs 💀💀💀💀

jock-taehyun:
Did you not learn maths @SoobinChoi

Choi?beomgyu!:
If I'd known there'd be a fight against my hyungs today i wouldnt have gone out for ice creams
Damn
What a missed opportunity
:"((

jock-taehyun:
If i ss this and posted this in twitter, i know all the Yeonbin shippers are gonna coo at you two

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
WHY WOULD PEOPLE COO AT TWO GROWN ASS MEN FIGHTING

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Better than finding it ugly
Lol
🥴
@handsome_bully_choiyeonjun

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Are you trying to find faults with me @the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Try me @handsome_bully_choiyeonjun

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
...👀
That sounded a little wrong huening ah

the_CUTEST_bully_ever_hueningie:
Oh my god
no
SOOBIN HYUNG HELP

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Holy shit, i can hear Soobin banging our dorm's doors from my bedroom

jock-taehyun:
Yeonjun Hyung sounds like he's about to crap himself from fear

SoobinChoi:
Come out yeonjun hyung
Or I'll fist your door open

Choi?beomgyu!:
Cant you tell him that in pm, soobin hyung

jock-taehyun:
I dont think fisting is the right word to use hyung

SoobinChoi:
@Choi?beomgyu! I tried private messaging him
But that 21-year-old brat blocked my number

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Yah
Show some respect
Im your hyung

SoobinChoi:
Then why dont you open your door so i can

Choi?beomgyu!:
The sass is real @SoobinChoi

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Ok
Fine
I'll open my door, stop knocking on it as if you're about to demolish my entire room
But dont you dare lay a finger on me

SoobinChoi:
Okay

handsome_bully_choiyeonjun:
Okay
There
Its unlocked

jock-taehyun:
I can hear a lot of rumbling from downstairs. What are you two doing, Taehyung sunbaenim just passed by and his eyes looked everywhere
Ah
He asked me if i could feel the earthquake too
Hmm, he looks petrified

Choi?beomgyu!:
I too, will look petrified if the entire building suddenly rumbled, Kang taehyun.