How I became (sonic the hedgehog)

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I was just playing my Sega Gennisis in the basement when the game went all black and blue then electrocuted me. I felt weird but I just brushed it off. A few days later I was out running and then speed I just flew I didn't know how but then that night I went out running when no one was up, what happened next make me want to destroy egghead even more. So when I was out running I transformed into sonic wasn't painful just iched a lot but then eggman came and saw me I yelled on of Sonic's catchfrases "HEY LOOK IT'S A GIANT TALKING EGG!" He got really mad and yelled back "YOU'RE AS ANNOYING A THE OLD SONIC BACK IN THE GAME!" "HE'S NOT IN THE GAME HE'S INSIDE MY BRAIN SO BASICALLY I'M SONIC SO HA" I started running and he tried to chase me but I wouldn't let it happen because why would I I needed to save this town!