Okay so this is very disturbing. My friend and I started it at the beginning of the school year and worked on it for a month. No clue what we were thinking -.-' I'm going to see how many more weird stories like this we can make, but they won't be as gross.
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Once upon a time there was a rock named Billy who got thrown into a street sewer system. Billy wasn’t scared because he knew the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would save him. But as they were on their way they were attacked by cats, and eaten by the chinese. Billy was scared and didn’t know how to fight off the evil doers. So he called his friend dora to show him the way, along with dora was boots. They were walking through the sewer when they stumbled upon two separate tunnels.Dora said” should we use the right or left one” but she said it in spanish so no one understood her. Billy turned to her and said “you know what Dora, I ain’t got time for you, so follow me.” Then dora fell into a hole and never was seen again. Boots’s eyes widened in horror as he screamed “DORA!!” Billy then turned to Boots and said” suck it up” and walked past the hole. They continued walking through the sewer and stumbled upon a tattoo parlor. Billy was like” yo chien lets get da tats”. Billy and Boots walked into the parlor and there was GI Joe with Barbie. Barbie was getting a tattoo of a hippo. “I like your hippo!” Boots exclaimed jumping up and down. Then boots creepily leaned over and licked Barbie’s arm. “Why’d you lick my girl’s arm!” GI Joe shouted pushing Boots into the wall. Boots smiled and his eyes turned very wide. “A-a-are you Swiper?” Boots stammered.
“Yes” said him… then he threw boots into a black abyss. “Oh, snap,” Billy said backing up, “I’ve been trying to get rid of him for the past half hour. Where’d he go by chance?” “Idk….” Said GI joe, then he shouted”BUBBLES” and pushed billy into the abyss. “AAAAHHHHH” Billy screamed when he landed. When he landed, he split in two parts and he said …”ahhhhhhhh”. “Billy what’s going to happen to us?” Boots asked shaking. “We are going to the place of gods boobs…” said billy. “Wh-wh-what are boobs?”...”IDK!!!” Said billy! “Boots is that you?” Dora asked walking out of the shadows and feeling Boots’ face. “O God its her again” sighed billy. “OH MY GOODNESS! What happened to you?!” Boots yelled having to close his eyes so that he no longer saw that half of her face was torn off. “I eated myself” Dora giggled while stroking her torn face. “Okay. I’m leaving,” Billy said trying to make both halves move. As he was walking away he saw a light… it was god. “I, I got a new life, you would hardly recognize me, I'm so glad” Billy sang off key. God came up to billy and said” youve been a very very very very very very(he winked) very very very very very good boy(another wink) and then he turned billy into a ….Very large pink flamingo. billy said “I’m pink and purtyy!” “Oh my goodness Billy! You look amazing!” Dora yelled walking over to them. “God run”! billy yelled, “she’s not safe”. “Now Dora, I’ve been watching you over these past few years. I don’t like you,” he said and punched dora in the forehead turning her into a….toothpick. Then he used Dora and threw her into a trash can that he made magically appear. “DORA!!” Boots screamed. hehe “said god” “He deaaad dddd” then he turned in to dora. “Thank God!” Billy yelled pulling god in for a hug. “tu es penible!” said dora! “tu es stupide” said boots. then boots started to dry hump a duck in a deep hole.. “Oh my goodness. This won’t erase from my memory,” Billy screamed. then billy disintegrated into millions of pieces, he woke up in his bed at home, it was all a dream...but….Dora was laying next to him. Billy screamed and she wiped her blood on him, “now ur pretty”! she said. Then Billy jolted awake in a cold sweat and found out he was actually human. “wow, im human”! said billy, then he went outside his house without clothes on. “sir stop!” yelled a cop, so Billy stopped and looked at him, “you’re under arrest for public indecency,” said the cop.
