le macheteé

6 2 0
                                    

I think I have had a very interesting life. Now I am 73 years old and I no longer work. I was in the army for 51 years. I retired when I was 69 years old. I have been to many countries that I cannot remember at all. I have been to Australia six or seven times and South Africa three times. I've also been to Russia once, but I don't really like the cold, I've been to Mexico where I had a sexy Mexica. They sent me some tacobell tacos. At that time I had a dog called a machete. but the canijo bit me and my arm was knotted. I don't remember my arm. I remember that he had a beautiful tattoo of an eagle that they also made in the United States. It once occurred to me that a strange guy wanted to sell me a BTS poster, but also. It had anbre, so I bought it and ate it. I also remember that the taste of the BTS members' faces tasted like paper and I was drowning so they had to take me to the hospital. I have been to Japan, so I do not know if the coronavirus has already affected me, but nothing happens because in Angangeo I became immune, and poor, because no one but the rich contracted this virus, in those days my machete dog helped me I hunted some raccoons in Russia, but they bit the machete and I took it to the dog hospital, and I was waiting until the machete approached me, and they told me I only had a cross fart, that I had been eating a lot. So I was prescribed a strict machete diet, my life is a great adventure.

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Mar 30, 2020 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

Le MacheteWhere stories live. Discover now